(Oil company back room)
TERRORIST GUY 1: Dammit! The Americans keep defeating our terrorist attempts! We need to find some way to ruin America!
TERRORIST GUY 2: Heh heh, Hey Muhammad, like, I have an idea!
1: Uuhhhh, what?
2: I have this idea, called "Titty Terrorism". We can make a porno TV channel and give it away for free. We can promise cable companies free gas for the rest of their life if they put the channel free on TV with a lower channel number.
1: No, dumbass. Bombing the infidel is the will of Allah! Showing hot rocking titties on TV is a sin!
2: But this will get rid of all the infidels for good. Everyone will stay home from work, and if they do go to work they will be too distracted to do anything right. The American economy will be destroyed! Much more effective at destroying America than bombing their major offices. Yeah heh.
1: Yeah, good idea, Osama. There's gonna be chaos, destruction, and chicks everywhere! huhuhuhuh
2: Heh heh yeah Muhammad, and, like, We won't need "firrrrrre firrrrree" because they'll be lots of titties on TV, and it'll be like "firre firre" but there won't actually be "firre firre" because it will be hot titties and hot titties are better than.....(smack) AAAAHHHH!
1: Shut up, Osama, before I kick you in the nads.
2: Ummm, okay Muhammad.
(The American B&B watch MTV news)
KURT LODER: Hi, and welcome to MTV news. I'm Kurt Loder. Our top story: Is Pornography Terrorism? Two oil barons from Saudi Arabia, Osama Bin Buttburglar and Muhammad "Rod" Munch have created a porn channel, Free Girls TV, and have made a deal with American cable companies to make it free of charge in English at Channel 6 and in Mutebuttonish on Channel 9. Nobody knows the motives of these two wealthy Arab men, but the American economy is torn to shreds as men everywhere, and their wives, and their wives' new girl-on-girl partners are staying home. The question: Is freedom of speech worth the destruction of the American economy? Well, I don't care. I gotta go home. See you 10 minutes before the hour, every hour! No, wait, that's not long enough. See you tomorrow, I guess...
BUTTHEAD: Whoa! Free Porn! On Channel 6 and Channel 9!
BEAVIS: Yeah! Yeah! And we don't have to go to Burger World!
(changes channel, orgasmic noises, BUTTHEAD runs to the bathroom)
BEAVIS: DAMMIT, I GOTTA GO! GET OUTTA THERE!
(2 hours later)
BUTTHEAD: I just spanked my monkey more than I ever spanked my monkey before.
BEAVIS: Yeah heh. Me too, on the couch, with tissues.
(phone rings)
BUTTHEAD: Uhhhhh, hello?
BURGER WORLD BOSS: Butthead, you were supposed to be at work 5 hours ago? What's going on!
BUTTHEAD: Hey, Boss, heh heh. Put on Channel 6.
BURGER WORLD BOSS: That's not gonna work on me. I'm impotent.
BUTTHEAD: Uhhhh, work isn't "impotent" when you have free porn.
BURGER WORLD BOSS: No, Dumbass! It means I can't get a stiffie!
BUTTHEAD: Uhhh, hu...
BURGER WORLD BOSS: Before you make fun of me, just know that if you don't get down here in 5 minutes you're both fired. Now get over here!
BUTTHEAD: Come on, Beavis, we're gonna get fired if we don't go to Burger World right now.
BEAVIS: Hold on, just one more butt shot....(smack) AAAAAHHHH!
BUTTHEAD: Dammit Beavis, stop being a dillweed or we're both gonna get in trouble. It's like, "impotent" or something.
BEAVIS: Oh, heh heh, yeah. Let's go to Burger World before we get our asses kicked.