ANNOUNCE: All 33 Baz Wylde Fan-Fics available once again!

Jun 11, 19987 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
7 posts
Lumpy Camshaftalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Greetings to everyone in atbnb,

The recent triumphant return of the legendary Baz Wylde prompted me to get off my sorry arse, anad complete the long neglected project of putting Baz's stories back on the net. These are the coolest stories of all time.

I found 33 stories, from the big repost to this group last year. If anyone has any other stories (that I missed) please let me know or something.

These stories absolutely -R- -U- -L- -E- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's the most radical url to all urls that are radical:

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 <http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/3778/baz.htm>
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Here are a *few* tiny snippets from some of the stories...

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Girl on street- Are you analy fixated? Get lost, or I'll call the cops.

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  Daria: What do you think you're doing? That's the
         most disgusting thing I ever saw. Pee Wee
         Herman got thrown in jail for that.
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Todd- Shut the hell up, or I'll kill you both.

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Kimberly looks at him in shock and Beavis siezes the moment. He grabs her and starts kissing her on the mouth.

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Doctor: okay, bend over.

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  Mr. Van Dreissan: Yes, it is. I see you've decided to free
                    your sexual preferances. That's good.
                    Perhaps your delinquancy will lessen once
                    you're honest with yur selves.
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Beavis: Um, isn't that supposed to be like a gateway into the realm of the dead?

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  Mary: I told you boys to leave. This is a very serious
        topic that women can get embarass about. We can't
        have hormonally rampant teenage boys perverting
        the sacred beauty of it.
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Please don't thank me for any of this. Thank Goddess Baz!!!

SINcerely,

Lumpy "HTMLization master" Camshaft

BOW DOWN TO BAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*↩ Lumpy Camshaftalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

I FOrgot how classic some of my lines were. Thanx! My stories rule! I'll check my disks for more (perhaps even previously unreleased ones too.....)

Love Carla ;-)

Lumpy Camshaft wrote in message ...

Tom Bird↩ Lumpy Camshaftalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

In article , Lumpy Camshaft writes

I was doing that a while ago butt I didn't get them all :(

k3\/\/l!

I'll have to go and rip them all off for my site!

 ;-)

Hamster

Lumpy Camshaft↩ Tom Birdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Fri, 12 Jun 1998 16:09:56 +0100, Tom Bird wrote:

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh, NO!

the penalty for ripping them off is, uh, yeh, yeh, saw off his tweeter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

butt seriuoiusly d00d, i *ORDER* *YOU* to imedeiately d/l anad save all the stories, anad put them on yore sorrie arse page!!!!

   ittl'l bee teh best thingie that hapened in
    enGLAND since, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
   since uh, well, maebbie its teh
     ONLY c00l thingie that ever happined their!

so COPY THEM AWL --- NOW, darnit!!!!!

LUMP BOY :-)