Where's the great Cornholio?

"Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...

Dammit, Abe, shut the hell up and get back to eating your honey mush. Old people suck.

Your too old to recognize anything. Tell the nurse to log you off the computer, and get back to your honey nush.

He's probably eating your honey mush and your pills. Your root beer, your candy bars and your coffee. I'm not sure he's got your dentures though, you couldn't possibly pronounce RATATATATATATATBUNGHOLIO with dentures in. He won't stay in your nursing home for long. There's no chance of finding TP in a place where everybody wears nappies...

TYDT

It's OK buddy we all know the drill. I'd tone it down though, before they put you in a very special kind of home... If you see Louise Fletcher handing out the pills and the orderlies are twenty stone each, then you're already there...

TYDT

though, before they

Louise Fletcher

each, then you're

the street and

If cars swerved to avoid your twitching bloody corpse and crashed and caused fires and stuff...

That would be cool. As for what I was blubbering about, I guess you haven't seen 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest'. It was one of those new fangled motion pictures with colour and sound, all about mad people. And Clark Gable wasn't in it.

TYDT

two french

haired dude.

romantic subplot

Mmmme, don't you people normally do all this reminincing stuff in the bus station or the library, bothering people while they're trying to get on with life, rather than waiting to 'punch their cards'. You should try the library. It's warm, there's lots of chairs and sometimes hot chicks like Whamee hang out there...

Now back to you dying in the street, maximum mayhem would be achieved on a freeway offramp, when drivers are at speed but distracted by signs. An honourable way for an old man to go.

TYDT

"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:...

I'd be happy to bump you off. Just stand in the library parking lot and I'll run you down in my car. It's like, this won't hurt a bit, or something.

"Jeni" wrote in message news:[email]...

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chicks

would be

but

go.

parking lot

hurt a bit, or

Borrow a tank from the National Guard or the Michigan Militia or something. He's old. He can't run fast...

Militia or

fightingest squad in the

the army.

for Monty Burns.

And now you're resident of Dribbly House,and the most incontinent member of the most bed wetting old farts that ever slid off the rubber sheet in the morning and cried 'Nurse, the roof is leaking...' You almost succeed in crawling to the toilet once, had it not been for carpet burns...

"> Well, would it be alright with you if I just laid down in the street and

That would be fine with me. Youre so old, you should already be dead anyway.