funny

Apr 21, 199818 posts by 11 posters
18 posts
D.G. Porter

READ THIS MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON.... A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notice a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron". The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, he?" The frog reply's "Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Rabbit.$3000,black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Rabbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room." The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad luck. Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to five other newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that something good happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is not broken. You will receive good luck in four minutes.

D.G. Porter wrote in article ...

you SUCKSUCKSUCK!

DAMN CHAIN LETTERS...

SUCK SUCK SUCK YOUR MOTHER'S DICK!!!!

Rabid Hamster

In article , Tom Bird writes

I do not believe that DG had anything to do with this rubbish. :{

Bunty Pritchard Jones http://www.the-antiques.demon.co.uk

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

yes... do not use the word *rubbish* - it's too British ;) (just kidding, dammit! ehehe)

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yes... do not use the word *rubbish* - it's too British ;) (just kidding, dammit! ehehe)

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In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

In article , Bunty Pritchard

We can do without this kind of lanuage. Thank you. Mad Mark

Reality is a illusion created by lack of drugs.

Well, what is it dude? Crap always has some layer of interest to it.

"Expect poison from the standing water" Proverbs Of Hell

Bunty Pritchard Jones wrote in article ...

Someone trying to give him a bad name?

Anyhow, send it (plus headers) to [email] and they should sort it out.

Hamster

On Tue, 21 Apr 1998 21:50:06 +0100, "Tom Bird" wrote:

Your language is so raw, and vital!

            :-)

Well, I for one, am still tryin to figure out just how his mother could have a ......

               ;)
Tom BirdGary M.

Gary M. wrote in article ...

She probably bought it off the webTV...

Hamster

.... acute angina??? Yes, she has a history of heart trouble ;)

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Red 11Tom Bird

That language is as welcome as chain letters and spam. Hold it back.

Red 11 ~Jedi Knight, defending the Universe from the dreaded Spampire~

John HayesRed 11

That language is as welcome as chain letters and spam. Hold it back.

Red 11 ~Jedi Knight, defending the Universe from the dreaded Spampire~

That language is as welcome as chain letters and spam. Hold it back.

Red 11 ~Jedi Knight, defending the Universe from the dreaded Spampire~

That language is as welcome as chain letters and spam. Hold it back.

Red 11 ~Jedi Knight, defending the Universe from the dreaded Spampire~

That language is as welcome as chain letters and spam. Hold it back.

Red 11 ~Jedi Knight, defending the Universe from the dreaded Spampire~

Tom BirdRed 11

Red 11 wrote in article ...

Oopss - deeply sorry - didn't realise it was being cross posted.

Hamster