coprophilia

Heard on the radio today that New York State has made it a felony to fling POOP at another person.

Seems there was a promblem with inmates in New York's correctional system throwing FECES at the prison guards.

"Defecation Education" they called it, now it's a felony.

We here at the Lamont G. Sanford Defecation Education Institute will not stand for this intolerable encroachment by the tyrannical government forces that would keep us in chains!

Did not our forefathers come forth to this great land to pursue Life, Liberty and the right to toss dung? What's more American than a fourth of July chow chip toss? Did not the founding fathers expressly permit the "right to bear and fling ca-ca" in the eleventeenth article of the Bill of Rights?

CAN I GET AN 'AMEN'?

Yeah, really, how come monkeys at the zoo can do it but New Yorkers can't? Funk dat!

Right on! Revolution! "Land of the freeeee, and the hooooome of the PooP!"

And hallelujah! Preach on!

-Michele La Wansktress

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Erm...hehehehehe......"poop!"

GSM.

You're not throwing it right, dumbass - you have to fling it, or something...

Hey!! Does this mean that if you fling poop at someone in New York you get to hang out with tough dudes in jail? UHUHUHUHUHUHUH

Bunghole