Monkeys and stuff

So, like, I work ("huh huh..._work_...") at this place that does bar coding. And this guy I work with? Like, he has this customer ("mhehmehehheh...customers suck!") that dresses furs. I thought animals were like naked already.

But anyway, he did ("huh huh..._did_") some bar codes for this naked animal fur place. And there's like 200 pages of different animal furs they have. (I hear the place reeks, too...like a nuclear SBD)

And, like, there's this list of MONKEY PARTS!  Here are some of them:
	Monkey Hooves
	Monkey Scrotum
	Monkey Tail
	Monkey Misc (???)
	Monkey Muntjac

This is, like, for real. I couldn't make up "monkey hooves". They have dog too, also other naked animals you would not like make a coat out of or something.

Beavis needs to steal Anderson's credit card again so he can order some Monkey Tail and Money Scrotum! That would RULE!

In article that was calling me;

a bootifool woman@phoenix (Kathy Diemer) wrote:

|So, like, I work ("huh huh..._work_...") at this place that does bar |coding. And this guy I work with? Like, he has this customer |("mhehmehehheh...customers suck!") that dresses furs. I thought |animals were like naked already. | |But anyway, he did ("huh huh..._did_") some bar codes for this naked |animal fur place. And there's like 200 pages of different animal furs |they have. (I hear the place reeks, too...like a nuclear SBD) | |And, like, there's this list of MONKEY PARTS! Here are some of them: | Monkey Hooves | Monkey Scrotum | Monkey Tail | Monkey Misc (???) | Monkey Muntjac | |This is, like, for real. I couldn't make up "monkey hooves". They |have dog too, also other naked animals you would not like make a coat |out of or something.

(At the mall)

Dong: "Hey, baby~, huh huh huhuhuhu huhuhuhuhuhuhu...... Check out my fur,
       huhuhu huhuhuhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu...... It's like, a real fur hat or
       something, huhuhu huhuhuhuhu....."

          / )
      |\  ) ) _,,,/ (,,_          (dead squirrel)
     /, .-'`~   ~-.  ;-;;,_
    |,4-     -,_. ,  (  `'-'
   '-~~''(_/~~'  `-'\_)

Kathy: (blank stare) "Whoa, you've got a _real_ fur..."

Dong: "So like, how about it? huhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu....... It's yours, baby,
       only if you and I, uhhh, you know, huhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu..... I'm gonna
       score, huhhuhuhu huhuhuhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu........"

[email] (Dong-Ick Lee) wrote:

(ASCII "art" of "dead squirrel" snipped)

Kathy: "Whoa, check it out...I never saw a monkey merkin before!"

"The Rt. Rev. I. $awyer Browneye" wrote: Kathy is cool and stuff. She even

Woh! she IS cool...!

Tarkus rules

In a previous article, [email] (Kathy Diemer) says:

G,NWTFAISTDWTE??

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Rev. Matthew A Carey 234 Felch Boulevard Turdzana, CA 90210

[email] (Kathy Diemer) wrote:

That would rule! Maybe they have a full line of monkey genitalia so he can buy a complete package (mmmeeehehehehe...package).

On 6 Jan 1996, Mike Morass ([email]) wrote:

Inscribed on a head-stone next to his:

   Here lies Sergio
   He let Mike score....

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Fellatia Toejam wrote:

Only because Serg couldn't get any of his own, And Mike had to do it for him

Oh yea, I bet they have some special monkey cheese too! THAT would be cool!

And some special moneky sheets to wrap them in

I'll have two pounds of moneky scrotum, to go , please.

Um...and with whom did Mike score? Allison Buttland?

check out my .sig

Big Beavis
         / )                                    [email]
     |\    ) ) _,,,/ (,,_                   <------check out the dead
squirrel "fur hat"!
    /, .--,`~    ~-. ;-;;,_
   |,4-      -,_. ,    (   `'-'
,-~~''(_/~~'    `-' \_)

<*And a great and thunderous laughter rained forth from the heavens*>

BAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW!!

If Mike ([email]) scored with anyone, it would be the day in which the earth would change it's rotation about it's axis, and life as you mortals know it would come to a screetching halt..

Don't ever blasphamey the name of Queen Allison of Buttland with such slander, or I shall bring the Hammer of Thor down upon your lowly mortal 'nads!

In message , [email] (Kathy Diemer) wrote:

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Whoa! Balls! Monkey balls! This place rules! Hurry up, order some for Dong, he lost his. ;>

Monkey Spank would fit under this category. hehehehehehehe...

Um, how about gerbils for the felchers?