Its only Tuesday, and this week I've already broken a plastic flip cover for buttons nobody ever uses, on a VCR at work, when a tape I put on top of a stack of crap that shouldn't have been stacked on it to begin with, fell off and hit it....a glass tomato sauce jar when I tossed it into the recycling bin... my Sirius radio (it just quit working today, no dropping involved, and I did pay the bill..), and by proxy, a pasta sauce spackled lid to a plastic bowl that I was dumb enough to leave on the counter within the reach of DogTurd... This week is shaping up to be a good one for the art of Breaking Stuff...
What have YOU broken lately?
Aug 8, 2006, 7:58 PM ET9 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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I've been breaking wind all day.
"Claude V. Lucas" wrote in message news:44d9257a$0$34486>
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Nope.
That one must have been let by a professional farter or something.
I'm gonna practice, though, and see if I can let one as good.
On Tue, 08 Aug 2006 19:58:17 -0400, King Turd wrote:
I broke my teeth on honeymush.
"Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...
I thought you were dead. Damn. Whats your secret? Did you make a pact with Satan to give you a few more years in exchange for your shrivled sack?
On Tue, 15 Aug 2006 19:28:23 -0400, King Turd wrote:
Yeah, I signed for Satan, together with that Faust guy. I'll be here forever. And I won't never get any older like that other dude, Dorian Gray. Instead one yours picture , kt, will age and you will eventually die when you turn 33. Then I'll sell your jar collection to the Nigerian widow of that rich bunghole, and we will all party together with nachos and stuff, while Todd will kick your ass.
I broke the '1' button on my phone. I also broke my agreement to the liberry to return the books by August 3rd. That'll cost me.
Was that from all the calls to 1-900-King-Turd?
Woah! You're out of control! BREAKIN THE LAW! BREAKIN THE LAW!! That reminds me of the time I parked in a fire lane in front of the video store for 30 seconds or so while I dropped a DVD in the drop slot in front! 1%'ers rule.