Why Beavis is cooler than Butt-head

Further proof that Beavis is cooler than Butt-head:

Beavis may follow Butt-head around all the time, and he may be a yes-man on occasion, but he has referred twice to Parliament Funkadelic, once in the "Cigarette Dangles" video ("The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beat") and he recognized Bootsy in "Groove Is In the Heart" by Deee-Lite.

Furthermore, I'm sick of everyone saying, "Beavis can't be cooler than Butt- head because Butt-head is smarter." My response to these simpletons is this: Two pieces of shit both smell bad. That is to say, they're both stupid, and if you're looking for intelligence in two idiots, forget it. However, they are both still cool, and Beavis is cooler. I mean, Butt-head wears that stupid lights-out look on his face, and Beavis, with that devilish grin on his face, always looks like he's planning to burn something. Beavis flashes signs of independence from Butt-head's tyranny and they are ever so brilliant. Come on, kids! Let's put a stop to this madness! Are you with me! ARE YOU WITH ME!

Kick me in the jimmy!

--Barak

[email] (Barak Tulin) writes:

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Whoa! This dude like only has one "jimmy".

leet

That would have to refer as a quote from the menacing gym teachers and refers strictly thereto. Quotes refer to original specifed communication by the primary party only and therefore "this dude" remains solitary and cross-references need to follow back to the imaginary character in the skit.

uhhhh......

....or something....

Yeah Yeah! That was cool!!!!

--Shawn

"Yeah, or a bag or something, that would be COOL!" - Cool #1, Beavis

Uh, like, what's your problem, Lee?

A jimmy is, like, your penis or something.

Huh-huh, did you hear about the dude who had five penises? His pants fit like a mitten. Uh, no wait, they fit like a...uuuuh, huh-huh, uuuuh...

--Barak