Official Gay List

Okay everyone, here is the official list in which you can list any specific examples of when Beavis and Butt-Head have done anything to prove that they are gay. I know this is against all my BnB morals, but I can't help but notice some direct links. Its just hard (hard, heh-heh) to think of my favorite cartoons icons as being gay. It's just sick. Okay, now for the list. I encourage you all to add examples to the list. This can be something new and exciting on this boring newsgroup. Enjoy.

   * Cow Tipping - The way BnB help each other over the fence.
   * Cow Tipping - When Beavis asked Butt-Head to pull the finger next
     to his butt.
   * Sporting Goods - When they change in the same dressing rooms.
   * Crush - Their uncontrollable desire to be liked by Todd.
   * Buff N' Stuff - The way Beavis mounts Butt-Head when trying to get
     the weight off.
   * They have no problem going to the bathroom next to each other: Take
     A Number & Canoe.
   * Tainted Meat- Beavis wanted to show Butt-Head his weiner because it
     itched.
   * Pregnant Pause - Maybe that's why Beavis thought he was pregnant.
     (I can't believe I said that
   * Premature Evacuation - Just take a careful look at the name of the
     episode.
   * Whenever they think their coming close to scoring, they're
     together; Feel A Cop, Tornado, Do America.
   * Date Watchers - Butt-Head yells out while watching VanDriessan and
     his date, "Yeah, grab his schlaung!"
   * Pierced- They pierced their right ears. I guess its just because
     they are just stupid.
   * Now we know why Beavis' butt is all scorched in Butt Flambe.
   * In the book, Butt Files, there is a section called Nocturnal
     Missions and it has a picture of Butt-Head naked riding a unicorn
     over a rainbow.

Well that's all I could think of for now. I think that's a pretty good start. I can't wait to see all the responses to this message. And don't forget to check out my web site(below).

(you've got this much time to search for these???) hehehmeheh seek and ye shall find, ask and ye shall receive, doubt and ye shall experience humiliation... hemeheheheh...

{SNIPPPPPPPPP}

{SNIPPED TO PREVENT PISSING PEOPLE OFF EVEN MORE!}

HMMM.... Let's see here....we've got an (initially) irate person who changes their mind to the extreme opposite view... then like, takes the time to go thru the archives/epichoads/etc. to list the OBVIOUS discrepancies.......... and then does what???

HAWKS A DAMN WEBSITE!!!

Oh well, a person who doesn't change their mind, doesn't have one?

CherylAnn

If you haven't noticed before a lot of people have these things called HTML tags, and it automatically goes on every message you send, so shut the hell up. In case you haven't noticed how well in depth my web page is, you could tell that I would have been able to just think of these things off the top of my head. In which I did. I just can't help but notice some of the odd things that MJ has put in the cartoon. -Wallace

Sekhmet wrote: HAWKS A DAMN WEBSITE!!!

Then Wall-ass wrote:

Whoa dude, you, like, just yelled at Sekhmet or something :-O

Time to list _your_ 5 favorite and your 5 least favorite ways to get your ass kicked! ;->

Gary M. (to the serfs and peasants of the Buttland hamlet):
	"Nay, (huhhuh nay huhuhh 'Hamster talk' huhhuh...cool)
	I sit not at the round table, yet I shall defend the honor
	of the fair Sekhmet TO THE END! For she gives me wood!

Serf 1: "huhhuh he said, 'to the end' "

Serf 2: "huhhuh...and then he said, 'gives me wood' "

		:^)

Woah, Gary, settle down. Why don't you go hang out in the SP newsgroup, that's all you ever seem to talk about in this newsgroup. Enough is enough. Lets all just take it easy and maybe talk about BnB?

Gary M. wrote:

:^O ???????????????? :^O Uhhhh...what did my response have to do with SP? Mehheh ehhhehh . . . this is Wallace on drugs . . . hehheh mehhehh ;)

Yeah Gary... like, Wallace hasn't had enough minerals or something.... ;-o

Whoa....

CherylAnn

Like... aren't you the bunghole who always comes in here and pleads for everyone to give their top 5 episodes? Like... you did this so often it pissed everyone off, but you kept doing it....so like... maybe YOU should shut the hell up.

blah blah blah.... like... did you get your shoulder out of place patting yourself on the back?

I agree with Sekhmet. It's ok to come in and mention your website, but that's about ALL you ever do... like maybe you should take the hint that some people get tired of seeing the same old thing all the time... besides you can't tell Sekhmet to shut up... she like... RULES

hmeememh...

I'm sick of all this violence and stuff. Like "enough is enough"

Jason

No kidding you guys, why don't you go tap a kidney, and come back with something nice to say.

[email] wrote:

[email] wrote:

NOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!! Violence is cool!

Wallace wrote in article ...

Not automatically - you can disable them.

My reader is internad news - it will read HTML. I tell it not to post in it for a good reason. When people use HTML tags, all I end up with on my screen us a blank page. I have to press the 'Reply to Group' button to read them at all.

And besides, HTML posts are 75% superfluous crap (<head> and so on - <head> huh huh!) as plain text uses literally a fraction of the space.

I have made this point before and I will make it again - I live in England, you know, that place with the green stuff and the sheep (meheheh!) and here, the fucking bastards that run our monopolised, outmoded, outdated phone system think that we should pay for internet access. As HTML takes longer to download, that means more money to the bastards.

Think about it.

Hamster

BTW, Sekhmet's cool. Cooler than cool - and she has greeeaaaatttt ti <thhhwack from Sekhmet herself - OK she has long arms> heh heh, baby, you can smack, um, spank me any day!

Thank you for informing about the internet...... I've only been online since 1992. AND I've been a part of this NG since (what is is you guys?) 1993. So uh.... when you tell me to shut the hell up it's kinda like telling me to take your information and shutting down your damned website.

NOW... if you wanna be NICE, you have the right person......... If not: Get over it, Wallace!

Wallace wrote:

I'm afraid what we have here, is Beavis and Butthead - the ambiguously gay duo.. For one thing, it is not uncommon for young teanagers to be uncertain of their sexuality and justifiably curious. It would be wrong to try and label anyone so young and for whom the direction their developement will take is yet unclear. Most of the foregoing examples are indeed ambiguous For example:

Alot of kids light farts - how do you think Beavis's butt got all burned, anyway?

True, piercing one's right ear is a sign, but we all know how stupid and ill informed those two are.. So again, They could have pierced the right ear because they were just ignorant.(the joke's on them)

Maybe Butthead yells out Grab his schlaung because he is making light of what is going on.. Or maybe he wishes he were in Van Dreisen's position (uh, huh huhhhhu uhhhhuhh) and he is getting into it.. (uh, I said INTO IT! uh uhhuhhhuhhuhuhhhh).

In cow tipping, I always thought it was funny how they helped each other over the fence, but I haven't seen that one in a while. didn't Beavis climb onto Butthead's shoulders and then over the fence? This was stupid when all they had to do was just climb over the damn fence!

Just a few.. No, I don't think that we can really say that B&B are gay..

earth1

I don't think that they're gay, but if we're looking for evidence, how about the timethey grabbed each other schlongs in "Walking Erection" (Though it was by accident)?

And what about Beavis readyness to have sex with a dude for money showen in "Do America"?

And there was this one time during a video Butt-head mentioned a mystirious bus-stop candy-bar expirence Beavis had...

Not to mention the Buff n' Stuff episode. Butt-head sends Beavis to the showers with the words: "You are a beautiful woman. Bathe her and bring her to me." I honestly can't see anyone being in doubt that they are infact gays ;)

They are gay...very gay... very, very gay...... gayer than gay... gayer than the gayest thing on the gayest planet......

Now, can someone repost eheh *post* that official gay list?

I missed it while I was on vacation...err.. I mean while I was off doing research on other possible gay cartoon characters ;)

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

It's also expired on my server, dammit! WALLACE, if you still have it, please repost it...This is the guy that will give you the best response!

	Gary M.   :^)

Gary M. wrote:

your just in luck, Gary, I still have it. I don't any new guys bashing on me for this again! Its just a repost: The Official Gay List is as follows:

   *      Cow Tipping - The way BnB help each other over the fence.
   *      Cow Tipping - When Beavis asked Butt-Head to pull the finger
     next to his butt.
   *      Sporting Goods - When they change in the same dressing rooms.
   *      Crush - Their uncontrollable desire to be liked by Todd.
   *      Buff N' Stuff - The way Beavis mounts Butt-Head when trying to
     get the weight off.
   *      They have no problem going to the bathroom next to each other:
     Take A Number & Canoe.
   *      Tainted Meat- Beavis wanted to show Butt-Head his weiner
     because it itched.
   *      Pregnant Pause - Maybe that's why Beavis thought he was
     pregnant. (I can't believe I said that)
   *      Premature Evacuation - Just take a careful look at the name of
     the episode.
   *      Whenever they think their coming close to scoring, they're
     together; Feel A Cop, Tornado, Do America.
   *     Date Watchers - Butt-Head yells out while watching VanDriessan
     and his date, "Yeah, grab his schlaung!"

   *     Pierced- They pierced their right ears. I guess its just
     because they are just stupid.
   *     Now we know why Beavis' butt is all scorched in Butt Flambe.
   *     In the book, Butt Files, there is a section called Nocturnal
     Missions and it has a picture     of Butt-Head naked riding a
     unicorn over a rainbow.
   * Babes R' Us- when they are mud fighting with the bats. Beavis lifts
     Butt-Head are grabs his crotch.
   * Bride of Butt-Head- when Butt-Head says he's gonna score with the
     Russian lady, he demands Stewart to get out of there, but Beavis
     wants to stay and watch.

I would have to say that the reasons why they are NOT gay outweighs the reasons that they ARE gay.

Yeah, like, thanks Wallace...you rule for still having the original. Now, WHERE IS GCRU????? If this one expires before he comes back, I'm gonna have to KICK HIS ASS! ;->

	Gary M.   :^)

Oh, I'm here.. err. I mean.. *he's* here... somewhere ;)

Sinister Gay Puppet (not to be confused with Gay Cartoons 'R' Us)

I know...YOU are Gay Cartoons 'R' Us' evil twin (???)

yeh.. they must be like..err.. schizo or something...

This list ruled.. but I have to point out a couple of things... ehehe *point out* ehehe *a couple of things* ehehe

^^^^ eheh you said *post* ehehe

erhhe you said "guys BASHING ON ME" ehehehe spank spank ehehe

On 11 Jan 1998 05:21:42 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

I guess they finally got tired of not scoring.

I hope not.. my daddy, who is a Pentecostol Minister, says that they would go to hell for sure, if they had carnal knowledge of each other.

Wallace wrote:

I'm afraid what we have here, is Beavis and Butthead - the ambiguously gay duo.. For one thing, it is not uncommon for young teanagers to be uncertain of their sexuality and justifiably curious. It would be wrong to try and label anyone so young and for whom the direction their developement will take is yet unclear. Most of the foregoing examples are indeed ambiguous For example:

Alot of kids light farts - how do you think Beavis's butt got all burned, anyway?

True, piercing one's right ear is a sign, but we all know how stupid and ill informed those two are.. So again, They could have pierced the right ear because they were just ignorant.(the joke's on them)

Maybe Butthead yells out Grab his schlaung because he is making light of what is going on.. Or maybe he wishes he were in Van Dreisen's position (uh, huh huhhhhu uhhhhuhh) and he is getting into it.. (uh, I said INTO IT! uh uhhuhhhuhhuhuhhhh).

In cow tipping, I always thought it was funny how they helped each other over the fence, but I haven't seen that one in a while. didn't Beavis climb onto Butthead's shoulders and then over the fence? This was stupid when all they had to do was just climb over the damn fence!

Just a few.. No, I don't think that we can really say that B&B are gay..

earth1

Wallace wrote:

I'm afraid what we have here, is Beavis and Butthead - the ambiguously gay duo.. For one thing, it is not uncommon for young teanagers to be uncertain of their sexuality and justifiably curious. It would be wrong to try and label anyone so young and for whom the direction their developement will take is yet unclear. Most of the foregoing examples are indeed ambiguous For example:

Alot of kids light farts - how do you think Beavis's butt got all burned, anyway?

True, piercing one's right ear is a sign, but we all know how stupid and ill informed those two are.. So again, They could have pierced the right ear because they were just ignorant.(the joke's on them)

Maybe Butthead yells out Grab his schlaung because he is making light of what is going on.. Or maybe he wishes he were in Van Dreisen's position (uh, huh huhhhhu uhhhhuhh) and he is getting into it.. (uh, I said INTO IT! uh uhhuhhhuhhuhuhhhh).

In cow tipping, I always thought it was funny how they helped each other over the fence, but I haven't seen that one in a while. didn't Beavis climb onto Butthead's shoulders and then over the fence? This was stupid when all they had to do was just climb over the damn fence!

Just a few.. No, I don't think that we can really say that B&B are gay..

earth1

Wallace wrote:

I'm afraid what we have here, is Beavis and Butthead - the ambiguously gay duo.. For one thing, it is not uncommon for young teanagers to be uncertain of their sexuality and justifiably curious. It would be wrong to try and label anyone so young and for whom the direction their developement will take is yet unclear. Most of the foregoing examples are indeed ambiguous For example:

Alot of kids light farts - how do you think Beavis's butt got all burned, anyway?

True, piercing one's right ear is a sign, but we all know how stupid and ill informed those two are.. So again, They could have pierced the right ear because they were just ignorant.(the joke's on them)

Maybe Butthead yells out Grab his schlaung because he is making light of what is going on.. Or maybe he wishes he were in Van Dreisen's position (uh, huh huhhhhu uhhhhuhh) and he is getting into it.. (uh, I said INTO IT! uh uhhuhhhuhhuhuhhhh).

In cow tipping, I always thought it was funny how they helped each other over the fence, but I haven't seen that one in a while. didn't Beavis climb onto Butthead's shoulders and then over the fence? This was stupid when all they had to do was just climb over the damn fence!

Just a few.. No, I don't think that we can really say that B&B are gay..

earth1