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- "Like A Child Again" (Mission UK)
- "Crucified" (Army of Lovers)
SCRATCH 'N' WIN (3) (9-16-93) Beavis & Butt-Head win the lottery, and buy a riding lawn mower. - "Viva Las Vegas" (Z Z Top) - "Pump Up the Volume" (M. A. R. R. S.) - "Now I'm Feeling Zombified" (Alien Sex Fiend) - "Neighbor" (Ugly Kid Joe)
SCARED STRAIGHT (3) (9-20-93) Beavis & Butt-Head are put into the Scared Straight program at school, visit prison and thrash with some inmates who like Iron Maiden. - "Breakin' the Law" (Judas Priest) * "The Damned" (Plasmatics) - "Punk Rock Girl" (The Dead Milkmen) *this episode has also been shown with either "Highway to Hell(Live)" (AC/DC)--also in "Be All You Can Be"-- or "Lemon" (U2) in place of the Plasmatics video to remove a scene in the video where a bus crashes through a wall of televisions and explodes.
SPERM BANK (3) (9-23-93) Beavis & Butt-Head find a new way to make money. - "Sledgehammer" (Peter Gabriel) - "Mouth For War" (Pantera) - "Peek-A-Boo" (Siouxsie And The Banshees) - "Suck My Kiss" (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
CITIZEN BUTT-HEAD (Double) (3) (10-4-93) Beavis & Butt-Head are given a pass to keep them away from school for President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year. - "Whoomp! There It Is" (Tag Team) - "Love Your Money" (Daisy Chainsaw) - "Sober" (Tool) - "Low Self-Opinion" (Rollins Band) - "Blood Makes Noise" (Suzanne Vega) - "Keep Your Hands To Yourself" (Georgia Satellites)
TRUE CRIME (3) (Oct 93) Beavis & Butt-Head find an ATM card, get some cash with it, and get hunted by the law on TV. - "Ice, Ice, Baby" (Vanilla Ice) - "Man In The Box" (Alice in Chains) - "Demolition Man" (Grace Jones) - "Hay Fever" (Trashcan Sinatras)
THE TRIAL (3) (Oct 93) Beavis & Butt-Head are charged with throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house and defend themselves in a court of law. - "Lil' Devil" (The Cult) - "Papa/Killer Was A Rollin' Stone" (George Michael) - "What I Am" (Edie Brickell & New Bohemians) **also in Home Improvement *this episode has been shown at least once with the title card from "True Crime" but the correct title is "The Trial"
BALL BREAKERS (3) (Oct 93) Beavis & Butt-Head want to know what's inside a bowling ball--so they blow one up, and Mr. Anderson gets blamed. - "Heartbreaker" (Dread Zeppelin) - "Chemical Imbalance" (Skatenigs) - "Monkey Business" (Skid Row)
BUFF 'N' STUFF (3) (Oct 93) Mr.Buzzcut tries to get Beavis & Butt-Head to work out. Butt-Head kicks him in the jimmy. - "Baby, Don't Forget My Number" (Milli Vanilli) - "Separate Ways" (Journey) - "Slam"(Onyx featuring Biohazard) - "Shakin" (Eddie Money)
CANOE (3) (Oct 93) Mr. VanDriesen takes Beavis, Butt-Head, and Stuart camping where Beavis & Butt-Head learn about poison ivy--the hard way. - "You Are What You Is" (Frank Zappa) - "We Are Animals" (????) - "No Voices In The Sky" (Motorhead) - "Bastards Of Young" (The Replacements)
THE CRUSH (3) (Oct 93) Beavis & Butt-Head develop a crush on a bully named Todd who runs over their bikes, and puts them in the trunk for a long ride. - "Superfreak" (Rick James) **also in Yogurt's Cool - "Goodbye To You" (Scandal) **also in Yogurt's Cool - "Heart and Soul" (T'pau) **also in Yogurt's Cool - "Just A Friend" (Biz Markie) **also in Home Improvement - "Do You Wanna Touch Me" (Joan Jett & the Blackhearts) - "I Feel You" (Depeche Mode)
EATING CONTEST (3) (Oct 93) Beavis & Butt-Head enter a Bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee. - "Mysterious Ways" (U2) - "Heaven or Hell" (Circus Of Power) * "Just A Gigolo/ I Ain't Got Nobody" (Dave Lee Roth) *this episode was last shown edited: *a completely unmotivated FIRE! was edited from "Just A Gigolo" ??a scene of Beavis jamming bratwursts down a frog's throat is edited so the picture fades to black.?? if anyone has seen this unedited: please let me know...
FOREIGN EXCHANGE (3) (Oct 93) Beavis & Butt-Head teach Hiro, the foreign exchange student, about malls, loogeys, and flogging the dolphin. - "One Step Beyond" (Madness) - "D'ur D'ur D'etre Bebe" (Jordy) - "Insane In The Brain" (Cypress Hill) - "Close (To the Edit)" (Art of Noise)
MEET GOD (Double) (3) (Oct 93) Beavis & Butt-Head go hitchhiking to meet chicks, but end up meeting a local cult's god named "Hank" who shares they're taste in television. - "Halloween" (Helloween) - "??Killer Clowns From Outer Space??" (??The Dickies??) - "Dr. Jeep" (Sisters of Mercy) - "??????" (????????) - "Prove You Wrong" (Prong) - "Welcome to My Nightmare" (Alice Cooper) - "Ziggy Stardust" (Bauhaus) - "Fever" (Madonna) - "Venus" (Bananarama)
YOUNG, GIFTED, AND CRUDE (3) (Nov 93) Beavis & Butt-Head accidentally score high on an I. Q. test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy a gifted kids brain. - "Three Headed Mind Pollution" (Infectious Grooves) - "Devil's Johnson" (Ethyl Meatplow) - "Somebody's Watching Me" (Rockwell)
PLATE FRISBEE (3) (Nov 93) Beavis & Butt-Head play frisbee with an antique plate from Stuart's mom. - "???I Have Just Begun????" (Dolly Parton) - "Martin Scorcese" (King Missile) - "Dine Alone" (Quicksand) - "Wicked Game" (Chris Isaak)
POLITICALLY CORRECT (3) (Nov 93) Beavis & Butt-Head run for Treasurer of the Student Council, try to get in touch with their voters' feelings and lose. - "??????????" (Yoko Ono) - "One" (Metallica) - "Sweet Harmony" (The Beloved)
SPORTING GOODS (3) (Nov 93) Beavis & Butt-Head must buy athletic supporters for gym class, Daria takes a revealing picture for the school newspaper. - "Breaking The Girl" (Red Hot Chilli Peppers) - "Girls Ain't Nothin' But Trouble" (DJJazzy Jeff &Fresh Prince)
I GOT YOU BABE (??Nov 93??) A full length video off "The Beavis & Butt-Head Experience" album featuring Beavis & Butt-Head singing with Cher in a virtual reality karaoke machine.
CLOSING TIME (3) (Dec 93) Beavis & Butt-Head seem to have a problem with the ceiling fan at Burger World during a food fight as they work the closing shift. - "Human Behavior" (Bjork) - "Kiss That Frog" (Peter Gabriel) *while the health inspector is checking out the damage, Beavis & Butt-Head sing the Final Jeopardy theme on the microphone--this has been edited so that what they sing isn't exactly the Jeopardy theme.
A VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS WITH BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD (Double) (3) (Dec 93) Beavis & Butt-Head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christma is cool. - "Jingle Bell Rock" (Hall & Oates) - "Frosty the Snowman" (Leon Redbone with Dr. John) - "The Little Drummer Boy" (Bing Crosby with David Bowie) - "Do They Know It's Christmas?" (Band Aid) - "White Christmas" (Tony Bennett) - "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" (Elmo And Patsy) - "Christmas Is The Time To Say I Love You" (Billy Squier) - "The Little Drummer Boy" (??????) - "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" (The California Raisins) - "Xmas in Hollis" (Run D.M.C.) - "Cashing In On Christmas" (??????) - "Zat You Santa Claus?" (Buster Poindexter) - "Merry Christmas Santa Claus" (Max Headroom) - "Merry Christmas(I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)" (The Ramones)
BUTT-BOWL INTRO (1-23-94) Beavis and butt-Head talk about watching something cool instead of the "Juggs"--really The Judds.
MOST WANTED (Double) (3) (3-5-94) Beavis & Butt-Head meet an escaped serial killer & get butt-shaped tattoos from him. - "Man Size" (P J Harvey) - "She Don't Use Jelly" (Flaming Lips) - "Black No. 1" (Type O Negative) - "No New Tale To Tell" (Love & Rockets) - "Uptown Girl" (Billy Joel) - "A Shogun Named Marcus" (Clutch) - "Crucify" (Tori Amos) - "Change" (Candlebox)
WALL OF YOUTH (4) (3-14-94) Beavis & Butt-Head contribute art to an exhibit of local talent at the mall and make friends with a sock-puppet. - "Gangsta" (Bell Biv DeVoe) - "The Philosopher" (Death) - "Edge of a Broken Heart" (Vixen)
COW TIPPING (4) (3-15-94) Beavis & Butt-Head go to a farm to tip a cow, which falls and crushes Beavis. - "Safety Dance" (Men Without Hats) - "What's Up Doc?(Can We Rock)" (Fu-Schnickens w/Shaq O'Neal) - "Nightmares" (Violent Femmes) *this episode hasn't been edited--the ending is just how it ends!
TROUBLE URINATING (4) (3-17-94) Beavis & Butt-Head forget how to urinate but thanks to a doctor finally drain their lizards. - "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (Michael Bolton) - "Wiggle Stick" (Revend Horton Heat) - "Emotional Rescue" (Rolling Stones) - "Seasons in the Abyss" (Slayer)
RABIES SCARE (4) (3-18-94) Beavis is attacked by a dog. Butt-Head takes him to the hospital where a psychotic doctor gives him unnecessary shots for treatment. - "??Words??" (Missing Persons) - "Easy" (Fatih No More) - "The Body" (Public Image Ltd.) - "Judgement Night" (Biohazard w/ Onyx)
THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HUH, HUH (4) (3-21-94) Beavis & Butt-Head visit the new school psychologist and after a series of tests are commited to an asylum. - "Today" (Smashing Pumpkins) - "Shoop" (Salt N' Pepa) - "Jack The World" (GWAR)
JUMP! (4) (3-24-94) Beavis & Butt-Head go to a bank for a loan, the loan officer goes to the roof to jump off, and the police ask our heroes to talk him down. - "Shot In The Dark" (Ozzy Osbourne) - "No Money Down" (Lou Reed) - "All I Had (I Gave)" (Crowbar)
PUMPING IRON (4) (3-28-94) Beavis & Butt-Head get a free trial membership at a health club, spot people, and have fun with a treadmill. - "Bad, Bad Boys" (Midi, Maxi, & Efti) - "Hello From the Gutter" (Overkill) - "Blue Buddha" (My Life With Thrill Kill Kult) - "Is There Any Love In Your Heart " (Lenny Kravitz) *the episode has been (reportedly) unexplicably edited: the scene where Beavis & Butt-Head first enter the weight room and watch a black man pump iron while standing there laughing has been changed to them watching a white man with a crew-cut pumping iron while Butt-Head says: "He's stupid" and they laugh...go figure.
LET'S CLEAN IT UP! (4) (3-31-94) Mr. Buzzcut sends Beavis & Butt-Head to the school nurse because they stink. They dance with her and get a massage. - "I've Got You Under My Skin" (Frank Sinatra w/ Bono) - "I-ight (Alright)" (Doug E. Fresh) - "Hootch" (Melvins)
1-900-BEAVIS (4) (4-4-94) After calling a phone sex number, Beavis & Butt-Head decide to get their own 900 number. - "Blue" (Eve's Plum) - "Put Me In Your Mix" (Barry White) - "Kiss Your Lips" (Low Pop Suicide)
WATER SAFETY (4) (4-7-94) Mr. Buzzcut tries to teach the class how to swim. After Butt-Head nearly drowns, he and Beavis get used as C.P.R. dummies. - "Missing Link" (Curve) - "Mr. Blue Veins" (Carnival Art) - "Nightswimming" (R. E. M.) *this episode has been unexplicably edited: the scene after Buzzcut saves Beavis & Butt-Head from drowning and is standing over them yelling, has been changed so that he is further away and his bathing suit no longer drips water in the crotch area....again, go figure.
BLACKOUT (4) (4-11-94) A blackout forces Beavis & Butt-Head into the streets so they can watch TV somewhere else. They end up directing traffic at an intersection. - "Creep" (Radiohead) - "November Spawned a Monster" (Morrissey)
LATE NIGHT WITH BUTT-HEAD (4) (4-14-94) After watching "that Letter-dude" on TV, Beavis & Butt-Head decide to start their own TV show. - "See You In Hell" (Grim Reaper) **also in "Heroes" - "Sacred Emotion" (Donny Osmond) - "Fathom" (Greta) *a clip of Butt-Head as Letterman and Beavis as Paul appeared on the Late Show when Mike Judge was a guest in December of 1993.
THE FINAL JUDGEMENT OF BEAVIS (4) (4-18-94) Beavis has a near death experience, meets St. Peter, and dreams of Butt-Head trying to bury him. - "Cars" (Gary Neuman) - "Los Angeles" (Frank Black) **also in "Incognito" - "I Don't Want to Grow Up" (Tom Waits)
POOL TOYS (4) (4-21-94) Beavis & Butt-Head help Mr. Anderson dig a hole for his new pool, then fill it with cement and get stuck in it. - "Why Is It? (Funk Dat)" (Sagat) - "AEIOU Sometimes Y" (Ebn/Ozn) - "Hy Pro Glow" (Anthrax)
MADAME BLAVATSKY (4) (4-25-94) Beavis & Butt-Head visit a fortune teller where Beavis learns he has the gift of second sight. - "For Whom the Bell Tolls" (Metallica) - "Herman Was His Name" (Nina Hagen) - "Snowbound" (Donald Fagen)
BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD'S ISLAND (4) (4-28-94) While taking the change from a fountain at the mall, Beavis & Butt-Head get stranded on an island in the middle, when the water is turned on. - "Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe" (Whale) - "Caterpillar" (The Cure) - "Pay No Mind" (Beck)
FIGURE DRAWING (4) (5-2-94) Beavis & Butt-Head visit a drawing class (in hopes of getting free nachos) and see nude models. - "March of the Pigs" (Nine Inch Nails) * "Nitro" (Dick Dale) - "Package Thief" (Superchunk) *an edited version has "Bad to the Bone " (George Thorogood) in place of this video
DATE BAIT (4) (5-5-94) Beavis & Butt-Head go to the movies where Lolita & Tanqueray trick them into waiting by the exit door to sneak them in for their date. - "All For Love" (Bryan Adams, Sting, Rod Stewart) - "DMV" (Primus) - "God of Emptiness" (Morbid) - "Dirty Water Ocean" (Green Apple Quick Step)
BUTT IS IT ART? (4) (5-9-94) Beavis & Butt-Head visit an art museum on a field trip and improve the works of art. - "Heart Shaped Box" (Nirvana) - "Bitter Moon" (Candyland) - "Superdeformed" (Matthew Sweet)
RIGHT ON (4) (5-12-94) Beavis & Butt-Head watch a Rush Limbaugh type on TV, get on his show, and get him kicked off the air. - "Savory" (Jawbox) - "Should I Stay Or Should I Go?(Live)" (The Clash) - "North on South St." (Herb Alpert)
MANNERS SUCK (4) (5-21-94.1) A manners expert visits the class, and after attempting to teach Beavis & Butt-Head manners, loses it and gets in a fight with Mr. VanDriesen. - "Longview" (Green Day) - "Snap Your Fingers" (Prong) - "Too Much Time On My Hands" (Styx) *the voice of the manners expert was done by David Spade of Saturday Night Live.
THE PIPE OF DOOM (4) (5-21-94.2) Beavis & Butt-Head visit a construction site, Butt-Head gets stuck in a pipe and it becomes a media event--then Beavis gets stuck in it. - "What A Man" (Salt-n-Pepa (featuring En Vogue)) - "The Devil Comes Back To Georgia" (Mark O'Connor) - "I'm Broken" (Pantera)
SAFE DRIVING (4) (7-11-94.1) Beavis & Butt-Head fo to Driver's Ed. class and watch a gory State Highway Patrol movie about reckless drivers. - "Tomato Head" (Shonen Knife) - "Lost In America" (Alice Cooper) - "Delia's Gone" (Johnny Cash)
MR. ANDERSON'S BALL'S (4) (7-11-94.2) Beavis & Butt-Head follow Mr. Anderson around the golf course to steal his golf balls and sell them to other golfers. - "Rocks" (Primal Scream)
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