Hey Baby Part 3

Apr 28, 19968 posts by 3 posters
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SLUT-BABE

So it's like you know we are all like getting bored and stuff listening to the Chemistry prof talk about elements and stuff. It's like we are all yawning and it's like I am thinking about that S.W. corner of the gym, you know the dark corner... and it's like my mind is like wondering off and stuff when suddenly --- W H O A !!! The prof likes mentions the word "H A R D N E S S" !!!! !!!!@#@@@!!!! W H O A !!! like suddenly the class is at its utmost attention listening to the prof and stuff!!!!

The Prof like mentions that Hardness is a relative term used to describe solids and stuff. He like said that Diamond, a form of carbon, is one of the hardest substances known and stuff.

So it's like I start to think about something hard that I really, really like and I start to think that well you know there is a way to a woman's heart other than through buying her a diamond ring and stuff

Hey Baby ... can ya like guess????

MikeSLUT-BABE

SLUT-BABE wrote:

Ummmm...buy her day old nachos, cause there uhhh kinda hard and stuff.

Or you can come (cum?) here and I'll show you _My_ hardness.

Mike "Sir-Ass-Kicker of Buttland" Morris, atbnb Special Forces <tm> Keeper of the "Keep your Damn Binaries out of here" vigil Founder of The Institution for the Terminally Stupid (T.I.T.S.) Open but under construction: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/2906/
SLUT-BABEMike

Hey...like this... Old nachoes like rule or something... Right now I'm eating some fat-free potatoe chips and they suck!!! Do not--- Let me repeat--- Do not ever, ever buy Fat-free potatoe chips!!!

Hey baby now this is what I like to see....

MikeSLUT-BABE

SLUT-BABE wrote:

Now could I ever disappoint a woman? That would just be a crime.

So uhhh hey baby, wanna be in my harem?

The Rod God
SLUT-BABEMike

In article , Mike writes:

Wel,l actually I was going to ask you if you wanted to be in mine... Girls have harems too. I mean you know it's the 90's or something...

Were you, like, checking out some of the athletes on the Buttland Olympic Team coming out of the gym?

and it's like my

Ugh, like when you said, "H A R D N E S S", it went "BOOIIINGGG!"

Ugh, how about tube steak, with the swirly white stuff? :)

To quote CherylAnn quoting Beavis, "Wood-good; school-bad!"

Later, Paul Minister of Sport CEO, Buttland Olympic Organizing Committee

Uuhhh, yeah you know... It's like my mind likes to like wonder about those cute athletes on the Buttland olympic team and stuff... It's like you know I want to like score and stuff with each member or something....

W H O A !!!! dude it's like the word "Booiiillinnngggg" turns me on !!!! Do me, do me, do me, baby!!!!

Hey baby....Give me some of that swirly white stuff....

Hey dude you got me laughing.... Debbie Lee

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