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Letterman>Hey, we're back. Dammit Beavis, I wish you'd stop
putting these damn cigars in my mouth.
Beavis> <stares on>
<a toilet gets driven onto the stage. Letterman gets
up, throws the burning cigar in and flushes the toilet. The toilet gets driven off stage>
Beavis> <big eyes. mesmerized> Woa! hehheh. That RULED!
Can you do that again, sir?
Letterman> <lazily walks back to his chair and sits down
(and grabs a paper on his desk) >
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, from the
headquarters... from our own home office
in Grand Rapids...right here <holds up the card>
..yes, HERE, in my LEFT hand....
it's a copy of tonight's Top Ten List.. Heeeere we go: "Top Ten Reasons why Cher would pick ButtHead
over Stuart in singing a song with her"
So:
"Top Ten Reasons why Cher would pick ButtHead
over Stuart in singing a song with her"
Number 10..numero uh.uh..NUMBER 10!
Schaffer>Number 10..
???????> NUUUU-HUUUUUMBUUURRRRR TEEEEEEEENNN!!!!!
Letterman><looks to his right><your left>
heheheh
Number 10: "Stuart can only sing in the
upper high frequencies."
heheh. I like that one
Number 9:
Schaffer>number nine..
???!!!?> NUUMBUUR NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
Letterman> Number 9: Stu-???!!!?> NUUMBUUR NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
Letterman><grins to the camera>
"Stuart would only come if they would sport
him a pacifier for when he would go crying"
Hm. yeh, we don't have those things..
Letterman>Number 8
Schaffer>number 8
Letterman>Thank you Pa-
??@?#?@??!> NUUUMBER EIEIEIEIGHT !!!!!!!
Letterman>"Stuart got kicked out of the competition
by ButtHead HIMSELF"
Number 7
<applause>
Schaffer>number seven
??@#?#@$!!>NUUUM-BUUUU-HUURRR SEVEN !!!!
Letterman>"When Stuart tried to sneak in after this
CHER kicked Stuart's butt OUTA the window"
<very HARD applause>
He was lucky she got him on the first floor already,
not on the 3rd..
... Number SIX
Schaffer>NUMber 6 <smiles>
??\?##?$?%!>NUMBER SIIIIIIIIII-HIIHIII-HIIIIIIX!!!
Letterman>"ButtHead has a way with women"
<audience goes wild>
Letterman>Number 5
Schaffer>numb-
?!!!!!!!!>NUMBUR:.......FIIIIIIIIIVE! <grins to the camera>
Letterman>"Rumors just MAY be true."
<Audience goes WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>
Letterman>Number 4:
Schaffer>n- aow! What's happening to my butt?
Beavis>I'm KICKING it!! mheheHEH!!
Schaffer>Why would you do such a thing?
Beavis>Mmm..my chick..heheh..MY CHICK in the audience told me to
Yeh..heh-HEHHEHhem! And I like to kick it! [address] there! <kicks>
<Beavis gets transported out of the live studio by security>
Letterman>Uh..numero quattro, right?
<something happens in the audience>
Michele>I LOVE YOU BEAVIS!!
??$*^@!!!> NUU!!-[address]!!!!
Cheryl+Lily+Kathy>BEAVIS! WE LOVE YOU TOO!
<4 chicks get hushed>
Michele>AND I LOVE THE WAY YOU KICK, BEAVIS!!
<Michele gets transported out of the studio too>
Michele>YES! BRING ME TO BEAVIS!! YEH! YEEEHH!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Letterman><looks at the show, then grins a big grin
at the viewers>
<gets his list again>
Uh..
Schaffer>Numero quattro yet..
Letterman> Thanks.
ahum: "Cher gets all snoggy and weak when seeing
Hardcore Metal Yaps Men"
<Letterman raises an eyebrow>
Mm! Maybe she likes Men with Dead Animal Hair
too. What do you think, Paul?
Schaffer>Heh! Maybe she woud..
Letterman>I hope I won't get a date with her answering machine
again. <flips the card twice>Number THREE.
Schaffer><whispers in the microphone>number three..
??>NUMBER THREEEEEEEEEE!!!
Letterman>"One word: 'Stuart' "
..Number TWO:
Sch?#?#!!>NUMBER TWOOOOOOOOO
backstage Beavis>Yeh! Yeh! Number 2! Eh..damn! I forgot my
number 2! heheheh. Damn! heheheh..It's too late now! m! heheh!
Where's my jar? m! oh! there! heheh!
Letterman>iiiihhh...number 2,
"ANOTHER word: 'ButtHead' "
<audience makes all kinds of noises>
Drum> <drumroll.....>
Letterman> And the final, number 1 reason why Chery..uh. Cher
would prefer ButtHead over Stuart in singing a song with her:
"Cher was never the baby-sit type"
<band starts playing peh peh peh peh music>
Letterman><cheerful>We gotta do another commercial folks!
Stick around here on CBS, this year's Sponsor of the
Biggest man in broadcasting.
<audience applauds>