Political Propaganda

I've decided that I am running for President of the USA next election. I'm not content with being King Turd of Shit Island. Nope. I aspire to be King Turd of Butts County, Georgia, or better yet, America!

Now, before you call me insane listen to my bullsh....I mean, like, my political plan...

Chicks. For all. All dudes will have a selection of chicks who want to do it available at all times. And the same for chicks who want to do it too. I guess you chicks can even have a selection of dudes to do it with, if you must But chicks are the preferred on the Turd Party's platform. And any chick wanting to do it with a dude has to select from members of atvbnb by law.

Nachos for all. Free nachos, anytime, at any participating Maxi-Mart.

Beer for all. Drinking age will be lowered to 13 and beer will be free, at any participating Maxi-Mart.

Middle East Policy. Air lift millions of pounds of nachos, beer, and chicks, and drop them all over the middle east. Once the mid-east dudes get a good beer buzz, a belly full of nachos, and a chick who wants to do it, I think all will be cool from then on over there and the extreme dudes will stop blowing stuff up. Usually blowing stuff up is cool, but like, not when its occupied by, like, chicks. Nachos, beer, and chicks, = peace.

Vote King Turd. For a Better America.

The beer better be Edge...none of that imported or microbrew crap.

On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:36:50 +0100, King Turd wrote:

Isn't Georgia in..? Never mind.

Okay...

King Turd for President! ehm, o yeah...

And cheese buddies! Cheese buddies RULE!

How 'bout a You're-a-peein' policy? Let the US Military invade this shithole (they know where it is, they've been here in 1944), deport all those leftist wankers runnin' the joint to some reservation in South Africa or something, and instate your chicks-nachos-and-beer laws over here too. I'll persuade Miss aghasee to stand alongside the road and hand out Belgian chocolats to da Marines. She has big thingies, should be fun...

Yeah, and give that Mike Judge dude a TV channel all for himself, that way BnB will get some serious airtime.

On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 20:36:50 -0400, King Turd wrote:

Why not King of Krypton? You could then fly around and look at chicks.

Yeah, compulsory chicks for all. That rules.

Do not forget tacos. And put some donuts free as well. Ass... mhehehe. What about your wieners policy?

13 is too old. Stewart won't be able to drink yet. He has to be drunk while we enter his house and break things, yeah.

You are absolutely right. Have my vote.

And for a better world.

On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 20:36:50 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:

Now I don't know much about politics, but I was flipping through the channels the other day and I accidentally watched about 5 seconds of a show where some political candidate was on and some reporter was asking him what his policy was on A RACK.

So, now that you are running for president, that is my question to you. What exactly is your policy on a rack?

Speaking for myself, I'm always in favor of a rack, especially when it's a big one.

CB

My international policy on A Rack is that there need not be any hidden secrets. A Rack must be in plain view.

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

Dude, with you and I running as the Turd Party candidates, with our plan for a better America fueled by nachos, beer, and chicks, there is no question that we will be having hot tub keg parties in the White House come 2008! Mhehe...come....

"frog baseball" wrote in message news:260920062328220690%[email]...