Beavis, Butt-head and Satan

BH: Hey Beavis... huh huh... let's, like, worship SATAN!

B: Yeah! Yeah! Hehm heh hehm heh ehm heh... Satan RULES! HE RULES!! heh heh m heh.... uuum.... how?

BH: Uuhhh... I think we need to get like a virgin or something, and then we like do it with her. Huh huh... and then we like sacrifize her to Satan.

B: Yeah!! YEAH!! Heh heh m heh... um, where are we gonna get a virgin?

BH: Huh huh... how about your mom? Huh huh...

B: SHUT UP, ASSWIPE!! My mom's a slut, remember? heh heh...

BH: Oh yeah! huh huh.... you'd think Satan would like sluts instead of virgins, coz, you know, sluts are more experienced. Huh huh...

B: Hey Butt-head, remember that video we saw with all those sluts in it? Heh heh m heh...

BH: Yeah, so? Huh huh...

B: Ummm.. heh heh m heh.... I dunno, I just thought it was cool. Sluts are cool. Heh hehm hehmm heh. Sluts RULE!

BH: You're pretty stupid sometimes, Beavis. Huh huh....

B: Yeah, yeah! heh heh m hehh....

In [email] (N'gai n'gha'ghaa bugg-shoggog y'hah Yog-Sothoth Yog-Sothoth...) writes:

I am no Christian supporter, but without them your beloved Satan wouldn't even exist..he is a creation of Judeo/Christian writings, a mutation of the pagan god Pan( who was neither evil nor hating)..perhaps you should thank Christians for creating him..remember, the opposite of love is not hate...it's indifference. Perhaps you should include yourself in that all stupid people remark....dumbass.....huh huh huh

uuuh.... why are you telling me this, you buttmonkey!? I don't care, because I don't worship Satan anyway! Dumbass! You're pretty stupid.

-Aaron

In [email] (Yog-Sothoth is the key to the gate whereby the spheres meet. Ia Yog-Sothoth!) writes:

Fhtagn! Support the war on Christianity...a 2 page worthless rap on Satan...Quoting Aleister Crowley...Death and hate to:..etc...gee, what so ever could have given me that idea? I must be really stupid.

In article [email] (Sean Shanahan) writes:

Uhh, dumbass, Satan isn't a mutation of Pan except maybe in appearance. He was an angel or something who went bad.

In article [email] (Sean Shanahan) writes:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ is that like a jesus jock or something?

must be a tv preacher!

must have been real busy sucking!

On Sun, 26 Feb 1995, Dragonmaster Lou wrote:

I'm not gonna start this with "hey dumberass", or"point and click in clue", or anything else because I'm hoping to kill this thread, please don't respond to this.....but you're not really right. The story of Lucifer being cast from heaven was the story put in the bible, but unless you believe in arks, the Tower of babel, and burning bushes, that's not why he's in the Bible. What most likely was the REAL reason he's in the Bible is because most of the "pagan" religions of that time had Pan or a Pan-like god which generally was very popular, but wasn't exactly up to the standards the new writers were trying to convey...so, in an attempt to discredit Pan/Pan-like gods, they turned his image in the Bible to the embodiment of evil, and tried to convince the "pagans" that that god was really the root of evil.....I guess it depends on if you beleive what the Bible says or not( I don't)....but I'll stop here as this is alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead, not alt.theology...My original reponse was more to that signature of 'I hate this and that', but to each their own....live and let live...BUT KILL THIS THREAD...........I had to study this shit, yes it was boring....but that's what most likely happened...or something. <<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<

On 24 Feb 1995, Gordon Blackstock wrote:

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Uhhhh....did _Pan_ like to have a lot of turds lying around?

Bill Sekscenski                       ____________________________________
Columbia University                  |                                    |
                                     | "If I had a story for every stiffy |
                                     |  I had, I'd have like...uhhhh..... |
                                     |  several stories."                 |
                                     |               -- Butt-Head         |
                                     |____________________________________|

In wes10 writes:

umm...I think he kept them in little jars in his basement or something....hu huh huhuh huhuh

In [email] (Ray Glennon) writes:

people

MISERY

Hey isn't that that Christian Slater dude?

mmmhehe...it's like-- Christians? Later dude.

Mmm...hehe...hehe...

huhuh..huh.huh..huh.

Cheryl

Loser