Evidence that Beavis *IS* gay

Jan 27, 199619 posts by 10 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Dr Shirley Kahlert wrote:

Well, BOTH of these facts are actually further evidence that he may be gay!

  • his homophobia.

It's well known that many closeted gays in denial express their inner turmoil in public homophobia. They don't hate other gays per se, they hate themselves, or the gay side of themselves. It's estimated that a LARGE percentage of gaybashings are done by closeted gay or bisexual men. They are actually bashing the gay past of themselves. Michelangelo Signorelli, a famous gay activist (who popularized outing in America) has confessed that he used to gaybash with friends.

I had an interesting experience a few years back on a mixed BBS. The BBS identified its members with an id that included the reson's self-proclaimed age, gender and orientation (ie GM27, BF33, SM18.) One user saw my id and pulled me into chat mode, asked me if I was a "faggit" (hey, he wasn't bright!), then proceded to go into GREAT detail about how he and friends liked to go to Provincetown (Mass. Cape Cod gay resort town) to "fagbash". He also threatened to get me, too. I later found him on a gay BBS and reported him to the sysop, who rather than just delete him (as the other had done) decided to trace his actions. It seemed that he would go to the gay porno section for HOURS at a time (this was in the era of 300 and 600 baud modems, after all!), then suddenly go into private or group chat mode and verbally attack gays. I don't think I need to analize this for you!

2) his occasional (VERY occasional, esp. when compared to Butt-Head!) public moves towards females.

Well, before I came out I made many moves towards women. I dated several for six months at a time. I though that I was bi, because I WANTED to be attracted to women, though it just didn't work out that way.

Others go overboard in flirting with women to provide a cover with their friends. I often go to a straight dance club in town because I like the music. There's one guy who often goes that I've long suspected was gay. Yet he ALWAYS dances -- and dances DIRTY -- with women, sometimes two and three at a time! Yet, to me, it always seemed that his heart (and his libido) wasn't really into it -- it was a show. Well, a friend of his recently confided to me that he's slept with this gay on many occasions, and that he's told him that he's never slept with a woman.

Add to all of this that he's never really seemed truly interested in a woman. The only time he goes after them or talks about them is to follow Butt-Head's lead. Often when Butt-Head brings up the subject of women, he changes the subject. He much prefers seeing explosions in videos than women.

SOUNDS LIKE A CLOSET CASE TO ME!!!

David

In article , [email] (David H.) lisped:

(The part where poor David recounts his coming out gleefully Bobbitized)

You just wish. I wish you happiness and peace in your life, provided I never catch your track-lit ass in here again.

$ir Richard

[email] (Sir Richard Pumpaloaf) wrote:

Sorry, I don't lithp

Gee, I missed my own coming out story in my own message. Care to summarize it for me?

Oh, yeah, I like ugly, stupid, tacky, rude, violent, FICTIONAL guys with big noses and bad fashion sense.

As if!

Well, track lighting went out in the 80's. And I actually never had it. The concept of my ass being track-lit, however, is a bizzare, but amuzing one.

And, sorry, but haven't you all figured out that when you tell gays to go away on the net that they just get more obnoxious and come out of the wood work?

No sir would talk like that!

David

In article [email] (David H.) writes: [all other stuff snipped to reveal something weird]

Dearest David,

Haven't "we all" figured out what??? Dude, I figured out a long time ago that no matter what type of person someone flames/degrades/humiliates, they do not "come out of the wood work." Sexual preference, race, ethnicity, religious affiliations, etc. are all signs of a weak personal maturity. Someone who judges others is not comfortable with themselves for one reason or another. Everyone here that I have had contact with in the past year or so has learned that I love everyone--unconditionally. The only "condition" to my unconditional love is: NO CONDITIONS!

With that bit of understanding and trying to be more open minded, I find peace... *not* hostility.

CherylAnn iloveeverybody uhh... yes, even you David

In a friendly kick-ass article [email] (Sir Richard Pumpaloaf) writes:

emehehehehehehe..... WHOA!

CherylAnn iloveeeverybody

Update: Beavis is not Gay/Queer/Homosexual. Wow, am I glad that is off my chest.

V. Rader

ps--why is it that so many homosexuals seek to prove that there are all these "closet" cases out there? Hrrrm.

[email] (Valentin R. Rader) wrote:

Perhaps because our experience shows that there ARE!

You can call me wrong if you like, but you haven't slept with them! (Or have you...) ;-)

For the record, I took out a personal on the net recently, and almost all of the responses were from guys who wanted to make sure that I wouldn't tell their girlfriends or wives.

As for Beavis, personally I don't care. He's a fictional character, and is HARDLY a good role model (real or otherwise.) I just found it interesting that it seemed on SEVERAL occasions that they were hinting at it.

David

In an article that was written by sexy UKtime:

yeah... what kind of sick, twisted mind(s)? emehehehe.....

Yeah, check out his page! It rules and stuff.

CherylAnn iloveeverybody

It's always seemed to me that Beavis' pyromania overrides all his other sexual desires. Let's face it: if a person were on fire, regardless of gender, Beavis would want to do him/her.

Other interesting notes on Beavis' sexuality: he is on the record as willing to do a dog (but only if he could never score with a chick, and if it had a nice personality), and on the Butt-Bowl 3 episode today, he noted that there wasn't a single woman in a video he wouldn't do it with. Note that this could not have been an attempt to hide his sexuality, because he was actually trying real hard to think of a woman he wouldn't have sex with. Indeed, the only person he could think of was that woman in the Jane's Addiction video-- and Butt-Head had to tell him that she was actually a man dressed as a woman ("that doesn't count," in his words). Strong evidence against homosexuality.

BTW, I'm starting an essay on the philosophies of Beavis 'n' Butt-Head. I don't know if anyone will like it, but it's at //www-leland.stanford.edu/~jimburtn (look under "Things Jim Wrote"). And while you're there, download a copy of Stardust!

Damn, it's weird what one thinks to say at 2:00 AM procrastinating from math homework.

Smiles,

Jim Burton.

In article that sucked above all that sucks, [email] (David H.) attempts a feeble article that states:

Dearest David,

You are in dire need of psychiatric evaluation! Either that... or get out of "Act Out" ... Dammit ... Beavis is a cartoon. Did Elmer Fudd ever score? Did he have dates? Are you too young to know what Elmer Fudd is??? He's a cartoon that never scored, never had a chick and all he wanted was a "cwazy wabbit". Maybe in your twisted little B.B. of a brain, you think that Elmer is into beastiality?

If you attempt to flame me, the wrath of everyone will reign upon you and I absolutley declare I PERSONALLY will ruin your sad reputation with ix.netcom.com! I have the power supreme dude... and I will USE it!

Thankyoudrivethrough...or something.

CherylAnn andno,Iwillnotkissyourhomophobicass!

[email] (Cat) wrote:

[all of Dave's Shit deleted, because it sucked] [some of CherylAnn's Ass kicking wisdom deleted because it was too cool]

Ummm...yeah, Do not awaken my bunghole and face it's wrath. I have many MB's of crap just waiting to be "ever-so-kindly" e-mailed to you!

Howard ___________________________________ Studdering John / Sir Ass-Kicker of Buttland \ Bababooey /Charter Member(mmehehehe)atbnbsf <tm>\ & The Crew ---------------------------------------

In article Howard Stern writes:

Ummm...like that's the spirit or something!!! (Hey, you know I love ya don't ya?) emehehehehehehe...

CherylAnn iloveeverybody

Nacho-licious!

[email] (Beavisette) wrote:

Now do you think I could ever forget something like that?

King Fahd- / Sir Ass-Kicker of Buttland \ 'bin-al-Aziz- /Charter Member(mmehehehe)atbnbsf <tm>\ al-Saud --------------------------------------- Founder of The Institution for the Terminally Stupid (T.I.T.S.)

In an article from His Eminence, King Fahd-'bin-al-Aziz-al-Saud writes:

Uhhhh....emehehehe .... eheheheh.... uhhhh.... Damn you're smooth! emehehehehe

CherylAnn iloveeverybody

The Morining Wood Fairy [email] (Beavisette) wrote:

Like an Ex-Lax brownie BABY!

King Fahd- / Sir Ass-Kicker of Buttland \ 'bin-al-Aziz- /Charter Member(mmehehehe)atbnbsf <tm>\ al-Saud --------------------------------------- Founder of The Institution for the Terminally Stupid (T.I.T.S.)

Uh, Dave, it seems that you have made our resident Goddess mad. How does it feel to piss off one of God's very finest creations: someone who genuinely does love everyone, including you? CherylAnn is indeed nobody to fool around with, and you do so at your own ri$k. Your track-lit ass _will_ be flamed from here to Lake Titicaca.

This is not a threat but a statement of fact.

Nor does this have anything to do with your sexual preference, whatever that may be. I can assure you that nobody here gives a damn about who or what you fuck and when you fuck it and what you're thinking about while you fuck it. But we do revere our resident Goddess, Sekhmet. And you will, too.

Johny

In an article from one of the gallant dudes on this group, "John X. Doe" writes:

Johny... emehehehe... uhhh... that wuz kewl! emehehehehe... Thank you for the uhhh.. well, you know. ;^)

CherylAnn iloveeverybody