Rambo III'd Blood - An Anal Report

Rambo III'd Blood - An Anal Report

Last night I watched Rambo 3 where Rambo (Mr Rambo to you) kicked more ass than Buzzcut in gym class. He was called in to rescue his baby girl colonel who got himself caught in Efgai-itsarn. The Russians were like fighting terrorists called the Mo-hair-jean but America was like helping the Talibore to kill all the Russians so like they could do a proper job later. First Rambo played some Euro-peon sport called Water Polo with a sheep's head but just like in the Olympics the Russians cheated and shot all the dudes with the bandages on their heads with a Helicopter gum ship. Rambo shot down one of the Helicopters with one of those bows and arrows with a sucker on the end of it.. because his hard. Next because its allowed by the Jennifer Convention, he attacked the Russian Fort with child soldiers. He dug up mines with his teeth and spat them at the guards on a 10 minute timer. The Russians were like torturing the terrorists but Rambo decided to rescue them and take them to Talliban Bay in Cuba so Infidel Castro could do a proper job. Rambo got away with his colonel but suddenly the whole Russian/French/Japanese and German armies arrived and told them to surrender. The Colonel said to Rambo "what do you think John" (they were like on first name turns) and Rambo replied "Fukem". He then did what it took like 5 years to do in the fifties in Desert Nam and wiped out the entire Europeon army. I then fell asleep but Rambo probably ate his horse and walked back to America.

God bless Action Films.

P.S. This morning on 'Barney and friends', Barney sang that he had a pink wiggly worm down his shirt.

I haven't seen it, but by that review I give it two butts up.

I have a wiggle stick in my pants. I like that one Barney episode where he smokes crack with a hooker, then sings songs about sharing. Oh, and why are you watching Barney and Friends anyway? Does TV suck that bad in the UK? It sucks that bad here, except for that hot morning weather chick on channel 9. Morning weather = morning wood.

hahahhah LOL! 100,000 points for this movie review! :-P

America.

I know a guy down the park who reckons he knows a guy with numbers - he went to that place where they live in desserts - I think it's A Rack or something. Anyway, when the guy with numbers got there, he was looking for "Weapons amass truck shone" or something, and was being looked after by a Rambo. Only, when they looked in a big building marked "Bomb factory", it was empty. Now they are still there, looking under big stones and inside farms and stuff.

So, you are erect or something, Rambo didn't die, he did indeed eat his horse and walk back to Amercia but then he got sent to A Rack. I think his next film is out soon, where he turns into a robot from the future and there's this chick with metal thingies. Maybe that's also in A Rack.