Poop song..."Taint-in Love"

"Taint-in Love"

[start humming "Tainted Love"] [du-du dun-dun dun-dun-dunna..]

Sometimes I feel Ive got to [duh-duh] Make a poo Ive got to [duh-duh] Make a stool But youre to take it away from me The *poop* we shared Seems to go, nowhere My *poop's* my life Now I clench my butt and cant sleep at night

Once it ran for you But now I keep my poo This taint-in love youve given Gave all the *poop* a boy could give you You take my *poop* and leave me none at alllll!

Taint-in love, woah-oh-oh, Taint-in love

man, i just realized that I have way too much extra time on my hands.....

Some nights I feel I've got to [duh-duh] Squat and spray I've got to [duh-duh] Splat away But as soon as my buttcheeks hit the seat My runs stop dead So I go back to bed And wait for when My bowels want to explode again!

Once I used to shit Solid logs, that was it But these taint-ed runs I've gotten Stop whenever I start squattin' If I could take one PooP... just one... that's all!

Taint-ed Runs, woah oh oh oh. Taint-ed Runs!

Baby, baby... where did my loaf go? Can't I pinch them Can't I pinch them no more?

Rev. I. $awyer Browneye Chaplain, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose

Ah...Reverend...a fellow Holy Man.....

Thank you for that wonderful epithany to *PooP*

I almost laughed my two curly dreadlocks off at that one... and almost spilled my lunch on my long black coat.

BTW, if your beard gets as long as mine, maybe we could team up as a ZZ-Top tribute duo?

Jack Kingoff The Dancing Rabbi "Dradel, dradel, dradel"

Hey, are you "Jack Kingoff, The L.A. Clipper?"