Chicken Herpes for Adults

Now that I've got your attention...hiya!

So guess what? I've got the chicken pox. This...suck...ASS! I'm one of those 10% of people who get the chicken pox past the age of 12--AND I was vaccinated against it when I was a child so I shouldn't even have it to begin with. This SUCKS! All throughout childhood (and even a few times as an adult) I'd been exposed to people who had it and never got it once, but now, just when I thought I was never gonna get it, HERE THEY ARE!!! I'm diseased, I'm banned to the house, I'm never gonna score!!! Oh, and have I mentioned that this sucks?

Anybody want to go beat up the doctor who gave me the chicken pox vaccination? He/she better still be alive. They need a severe ass kicking.

But, I guess that's what you get for having sex with a chicken.

On 28 Jul 2005 14:03:21 -0700, [email] wrote:

Hey Whamee, howzitgoin?

AARRGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET AWAY FROM MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're over 12???

BOI-OI-OI-NNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, seriously Jeni... sorry to hear that! :o(

Get well soon!

You should sue his ass. Make millions of dollars. Then kick his ass.

I had chickenpox one time. It was a long time ago. I got it from eating a bucket o' chicken from KFC. It was the jumbo bucket, 21 pieces. Dang it was good. I was in the bathroom with the chickenpox the whole next day though.

CB

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If it were up to me, you'd have Turd Pox then :)

That sucks ass. I got lucky and had it when I was like 8 or something. I still remember it sucking to this day.

Dr. Turd says, get naked, apply calamine lotion, drink lots of Edge, then post pics of your boobs on atvbnb. That is a SURE cure. Trust Dr. Turd. That will cure ya right up.

Thanks for all the concern and suggestions, guys. I'm happy to report that it only turned out to be a mild case and I'm all better now. That laying in bed naked all day really did the trick. It doesn't cause Turd pox though, does it?

On 17 Aug 2005 21:17:47 -0700, [email] wrote:

Darn it Whamee! You were supposed to send pictures! We were counting on seeing before and after pics of the chicken herpes pustules!!! Purely for edukashunal purposes, you understand, nothing voyeuristic. And now you're all better?? This sucks!!

Ok, well we'll forgive you this time. But, now that you're all better, you at least need to send us the "after" pictures, the ones of you lying in bed naked. Don't mess up this time. Oh, and turn toward the camera.

CyberButt