Here's an improvised black metal thingy I made, vocally inspired by that epichoad where they go around screaming:
http://chaos.corrupt.net/music/earblood/Earblood-Aagh.mp3
I wanted more screaming, but there wasn't as much space for it as I thought. And screaming hurts. Beavis rules. He should be in a band or something.
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AIAIAIAIAIAIAIA!!!! YEAH YEAH!!!! AIAIAIA!!!! YEAAAAHHHHHH!!! I'm going outside to throw bricks through my neighbors windows and scream! YEAHHHH!
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thought.
Like, are you in a band or something?
KingTurd wrote:
If I was a band, I think I'd have, like, chicks 'n' stuff. Well, if I had a video and some mark-edible music or something.
I have one-man projects going. (Huh, huh.) I'm like one of those dorks that have that thingamajig wrapped around them that's a tuba and a drum and a xylophone all in one. I still like chicks, though.
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Mhehe..one man project...... Cool! You must have a guitar and a scream-machine taped to your tube-a too. I made electronic stuff for awhile but just don't have time and stuff anymore, and chicks arent into some dude with turntables and a bunch of electronic crap hooked into a computer either. I like, feel your pain, or something....
KingTurd wrote:
Whoa! You should post your stuff. Then people could get down...yea! (Gettin' down. That'd be pretty cool.)
And you maybe you should have, like, looked harder (huh, huh. "harder.") 'cause I heard there were some chicks on that ecstasy stuff that think dudes with turntables are cool. I heard that ecstasy is like Spanish fly ("For nov-, novelt- uh, words."). You just have to like, make sure it doesn't accidentally get into some big dude's food. 'Cause then he'd like, be into you.
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That would be cool! I hear that those chicks like to, you know, do it when they're on ecstacy. Hey baby, wanna roll with me and Beavis? That would be cool... e with beavis on it...mhehehe... There was Beavis and Butt-Head acid out once, it had the cover of the Beavis and Butt-head Experience on the sheet. I just like, looked and stuff and I found a photo!! http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/show_image.php?image=lsd/lsd_blotter_b-b.jpg That's cool.... Better that toads.
(Gettin'
Uhhhh, ok, this was a half ass bored effort, but its kinda cool, I think....I posted it here, like many moons ago... http://personal.bellsouth.net/m/n/mnwj/bhg.mp3 I'll like post some real stuff as soon as I get off my lazy ass and 'mp3' it..
KingTurd on da ones and twos
KingTurd wrote:
I have never heard so many cool words together in one song before. "I feel a groove comin' on." Heh, heh.
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Now all it needs is some raw death metal style guitar and some scream-machine and it would rool. We should like, hang out and stuff. We could get money and chicks, and a major label record deal.
KingTurd wrote:
Yeah, yeah! We could be like that one band, Minister. They're pretty good for being, like, one of those Christian bands.
I heard some college dude say that major labels suck because, there's only like five of them, and they hate cool music. I didn't really understand because then he just started going "blah, blah, disturb-ution, blah, blah, blah, Monopoly" (mheh, heh, sometimes I get a "Get out of jail free" card but I don't use it 'cause jail is the coolest spot on the board!).
But I did hear you can get free money from them or something:
https://webform.musiccdsettlement.com/english/forms/questions.aspx https://webform.musiccdsettlement.com/english/default.htm
The states were like, "We are going to sue BMG, we are going to sue Elektra, we are going to sue Sony, we are going to sue their parents, we are going to sue the principal..."
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Yeah, and hes probably broke and sitting at home watching Star Trek. See, the way I look at it is like this. I want money, and chicks. Thats like, my fill-loss-o-phy or something. So like, he can sit at home playing Magic the Gathering and collecting pogs and talking about how the music industry sucks, while I'm rocking out, drinking Edge, getting rich, and scoring.
DJ KingTurd.
On Sat, 11 Jan 2003 15:46:46 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
Holy crap!
On Thu, 9 Jan 2003 21:31:35 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
Didn't I tell you to NOT sell out to The Man or something? ;-O
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Yeah, The Man sucks and all, and like, I'd love to stay all deep and 'fight the power' and artsy and crap, but I want money and chicks. So like, bring on the Sony record execs dude. And tell them to bring money and chicks.
KingTurd wrote:
You get to have money and chicks for a while, but then most of the guys end up like Hammer or Poison for the rest of their lives. I guess that's better than nothing. Or something.
Then again, you usually only have to worry about being picked up by a major label (huh, huh - "picked up" - they're going to violate you) if you're a wuss.
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Yeah exactly, something is better than nothing...cause right now I need something... money and chicks. That Poison dude sucks but at least he had money and chicks for a little while. And he probably still gets the 50 year old burnt out ex-groupies, and gets money singing at weddings and introducing the pig contest at the state fair...wait...maybe nothing is better....
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Yeah, like the Backside Boys and N-Suck. I bet they got violated.
On Sun, 12 Jan 2003 06:38:05 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
I read somewhere recently that one of those groups went whining to Washington DC or something and they teste-fied that despite selling millions of records, they had never received a single royalty check. $0.00 was all they got.
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When you suck, you get what you deserve...mhehe...actually, thats kind of f'd up if its true....
On Sun, 12 Jan 2003 16:54:36 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
HOLY CRAP! I had to look and look to find a reference, I was starting to think I had imagined it or something. Well it turns out it was in the California senate or something, here's one article:
http://www.recordingartistscoalition.com/hollyreporter_092502.html
And another, with the boy band dude:
http://www.starpolish.com/features/columns/article.asp?ID=477
Here's one dude who says a lot of words and stuff, if you like scroll down this page you can see the sucky numbers:
http://www.negativland.com/albini.html
And check this out, it's from one of them links:
Country star Clint Black testified that since releasing his first album in 1989, he has sold more than 20 million albums, yet in 1998 -- about a year after he initiated an audit -- RCA Records claimed he still owed them money. "I'm not an accountant, (but I made) $150 million for the record company," Black said. "I could not find anyone in my organization to explain to me how that could be possible (that I owed them money)."
Does that not suck?
KingTurd wrote:
Pigs are pretty cool. They just take a dump whenever they feel like it. Poop!
On Mon, 13 Jan 2003 02:57:31 GMT, [email] wrote:
Well I must be a pig then!
On Sat, 11 Jan 2003 15:41:08 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
I heard they will give you chicks, butt they keep all the money.
On Thu, 09 Jan 2003 01:57:47 GMT, [email] wrote:
Like that Dick Dyke dude in that movie, Mary Poopins?
Yeah. Uh, chim-chimery, chim-chimery, chim-chim...uh, that song sucks. No wonder Mary Poopins never did him.
On Fri, 10 Jan 2003 19:42:00 GMT, [email] wrote:
Oh yeh, butt he had plenty of chimney midgets to choose from.
Maybe they had good personalities.
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I would use them to sweep the chimney while I sat on my ass and drank a beer. I'd get them a jumpsuit made out of broom or something and tell them to get their little asses up that chimney before I kicked them into next tuesday..mhehehe...midgets....
On Sat, 11 Jan 2003 22:24:29 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
Hehe "a jumpsuit made out of broom" that ruled!
On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 22:12:10 GMT, [email] wrote:
Thanks, dude. I like downloaded it ok, then I remembered that uh, my computer sound card fell out or something. Butt next week I'll be getting a new [old] computer with a sound card and uh I will listen to it then I know it will RULE.
There's a cool link on your page, everyone look here hehe: http://www.zenvendor.com/special/GOK/The_Girls_of_KISS.htm
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-ng!
On Thu, 09 Jan 2003 16:34:21 -0500, Ralph the Rover wrote:
WHOA! Pepperoni in all different sizes!
On Thu, 09 Jan 2003 20:52:21 -0500, Nerve Agent wrote:
Hi, Mr. Agent, welcome to the pepperoni chat board!
On Fri, 10 Jan 2003 13:02:35 -0500, Ralph the Rover wrote:
Ah dang it! Uh, that was my evil twin brother! He stole my email addy too. Just ignore him. >:o\
CyberButt
On Sat, 11 Jan 2003 01:06:17 -0500, CyberButt wrote:
Mismatched nicknames threaten the integrity of our great country!
Sincerely yours,
President Ronald Reagan
On Sat, 11 Jan 2003 13:04:51 -0500, Ashley Olsen wrote:
Huh huh, oy yeah, he's that dude who was the president long ago. When he was talking, the skin on his neck whould flap around in the wind. Sometimes you could see his tie, sometimes you couldn't.
CyberButt
On Sat, 11 Jan 2003 17:18:21 -0500, CyberButt wrote:
You seem to be a little too interested in his flapping neck-skin!
Ralph the Rover wrote:
They want to "rock 'n' roll" all night and part of every day. And you know what *that* means...mheh, heh, heh.
On Fri, 10 Jan 2003 01:59:54 GMT, [email] wrote:
Yeh, do you think they do it?