You can't polish a turd

Sep 20, 1993, 5:55 PM ET1 post by 1 posteralt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Craig Reinhartalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Could someone out there please post an accurate transcription of the "you can't polish a turd" exchange between B & BH.

The beginning goes something like

BH: Well Beavis, you can't polish a turd B: Oh yeah. I tried once. I got this dog turd and some black shoe polish and I tried to polish a turd....

I think this ranks right up there with the "chick in the mall" exchange.

Thanks in advance,

Craig.