my brother calls his pecker a pogo stick. he says its because our cousins are always jumping up and down on it. i said it's not right for him to let our cousins see his pecker, let alone work it in a sexual manner. but he said that our cousins are starved for sex because they are religious, and religious people are uptight and think its only cool to have sex when they want a baby. since he put it that way, i decided to whip out my pogo stick the next time our cousins were over. (but i couldn't call it a pogo stick out loud, because my brother had dibs on that name. so i called it my summer sausage, because that's my hottest cousins favorite luncheon meat.)
i got stuck with our ugliest cousin, but her vulva is pretty. i asked her to get on the bed and take off all her clothes. turned out, she hates summer sausage (she got a stomach virus after eating it last sept), so i didn't get any play. she showed me her hairy butthole though. i still dream about it.