"The One True History of Meow"

Jul 31, 2003, 8:07 AM ET53 posts by 19 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Scot J. Trudeaualt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Figured I'd pass this around as a reminder to those new to these parts....All Hail Raoul! Meow Meow.

In message , KILLER14 wrote:

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a meower top-posting? tell me it ain't so! : : :

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Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#35 flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9 Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

Bill Sekscenski goes back to the very start of the beginning.

Queenie should see this.

[email] | mhm 32x30 | fugawi:1*1 | wee saul disciple #32 |

cool. I'm glad he's back, then. :

why?

Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#35 flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9 Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

In article , [email] says...

Just one guy who was having some innocent fun until some "intellectually elite" snots at Harvard U. invaded the Usenet newsgroup he and his internet friends posted to. You HAVE read this article, haven't you?

http://member.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq/meow.html

Meow Meow

shpxurnq

[email] (Dr. Bill) wrote in news:OKuWa.22518$[email]:

You, and 800,000 people.

Can I borrow a feeling? http://www.mp3.com/gortician Bass for your anus: http://www.mp3.com/manticore

[email] (Dr. Bill) wrote in news:vbxWa.25814$[email]:

Who was there first? Me, or Queenie?

Fuckhead.

Can I borrow a feeling? http://www.mp3.com/gortician Bass for your anus: http://www.mp3.com/manticore

[email] (Dr. Bill) wrote in news:O6yWa.26839$Wd5.5543863 @news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net:

Wrong again...

Did she post under some other name, perhaps?

that

Can I borrow a feeling? http://www.mp3.com/gortician Bass for your anus: http://www.mp3.com/manticore

Hahahahahah.

Meow, indeed.

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� wrote in news:[email]:

Frankly, I'm impressed with how little he knows.

Can I borrow a feeling? http://www.mp3.com/gortician Bass for your anus: http://www.mp3.com/manticore

It's shtick.

He's setting the table for a Glorious Return.

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� wrote in news:3F2B5CAC.42F270B9 @WHATISSPAMhotmail.com:

oh

beginning.

it

Is that particular wagon slowly rolling in?

I hope no one falls off of it.

is

that

otherwise

Can I borrow a feeling? http://www.mp3.com/gortician Bass for your anus: http://www.mp3.com/manticore

They say 92% of the people do their first year.

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Is that the right URL?

That site seems to be down.

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alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Fri, 01 Aug 2003 22:54:33 -0700, when � wrote this:

Yes.

No.

Troll.

PJR :-) mhm34x8

I doubt it.

Yes.

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Peter J Ross wrote in news:[email]

You printed that page out and framed it, didn't you, Pedey?

__ __ __ __ O O O / / | / | / | / | O o o (___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o )| )| )| ) o.;-----------./|

On 4 Aug 2003 02:10:20 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from Soapy:

No, I printed it out, memorised it and then ate it, in case enemy spies found it in my possession.

PJR :-) mhm34x8

Peter J Ross wrote in news:[email]

I've no doubt you did just that, noobie.

__ __ __ __ O O O / / | / | / | / | O o o (___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o )| )| )| ) o.;-----------./|

On 4 Aug 2003 11:27:31 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from Soapy:

Of course I did. It was nutritious, too.

PJR :-) mhm34x8

Because he was asking where she was in atbnb, yesterday.

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Bill Sekscenski x-posted into the flonk last week.

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� wrote in news:[email]:

Look, she's not claiming that either she nor queenie is smart or anything.

Can I borrow a feeling? http://www.mp3.com/gortician Bass for your anus: http://www.mp3.com/manticore

On Fri, 01 Aug 2003 13:09:17 GMT, [email] (The Queen of Cans and Jars) posted in message from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Prolly because you keep allowing yourself to be chased from various newsgroups, you 'flamer' you.

anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11 Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29 Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

anonyme wrote in news:[email]:

She's regular Belinda Burnore.

Can I borrow a feeling? http://www.mp3.com/gortician Bass for your anus: http://www.mp3.com/manticore

On Sat, 02 Aug 2003 03:05:03 GMT, Shockwave Rider Clause posted in message from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Brr.

I hate to think she's not One of a Kind.

anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11 Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29 Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

anonyme wrote in news:[email]:

She's a regular Belinda Burnore.

Can I borrow a feeling? http://www.mp3.com/gortician Bass for your anus: http://www.mp3.com/manticore

"Steve Leyland" wrote in news:bgd7ki$orq$[email]:

So Jet can slurp her, silly.

Can I borrow a feeling? http://www.mp3.com/gortician Bass for your anus: http://www.mp3.com/manticore

In article , [email] says...

Yes...I am.  Thanks....

Because she goes back to the start as well.

Queenie, you still here?

All Hail Raoul!

Meow Meow.

shpxurnq

says...
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hundreds

was

second.

any

wasn't

a

[email] (Dr. Bill) wrote in news:ShuWa.21893$[email]:

http://groups.google.com/groups?as_epq=Queen%20of%20Cans%20and% 20Jars&safe=images&ie=ISO-8859-1&lr=&as_drrb=b&as_mind=12&as_minm=5 &as_miny=1981&as_maxd=1&as_maxm=8&as_maxy=1998&as_scoring=d&hl=en

Under a different name, perhaps? I wish she had ever written anything memorable.

Who?

That's just gross.

Can I borrow a feeling? http://www.mp3.com/gortician Bass for your anus: http://www.mp3.com/manticore

On Fri, 01 Aug 2003 13:54:40 GMT, Shockwave Rider Clause wrote:

You know that greasy guy with the strong body odor that drives the cab down by the porn shop.

On Fri, 01 Aug 2003 14:49:30 GMT, [email] (The Queen of Cans and Jars) posted in message from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

And it's clever dialogue like this that made the Flonk what it is today.

anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11 Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29 Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

anonyme wrote in news:[email]:

Meow was once sort of legendary, in their own minds, anyway. Then these newcomer wannabes claimed it. It's been downhill ever since.

Can I borrow a feeling? http://www.mp3.com/gortician Bass for your anus: http://www.mp3.com/manticore

On Sat, 02 Aug 2003 03:08:45 GMT, Shockwave Rider Clause posted in message from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

The neighborhood is just trashed.

anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11 Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29 Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

anonyme wrote in news:[email]:

of

It's a fucking ghetto, due for Urban Renewal.

Can I borrow a feeling? http://www.mp3.com/gortician Bass for your anus: http://www.mp3.com/manticore

On Sat, 02 Aug 2003 05:49:55 GMT, Agent 86 posted in message from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

I think the Yuppies are already here.

anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11 Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29 Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

Despite all his or her rage, Anal polyp is still just a rat in a cage:

Look, man, obviously you just don't "dig" the "new" Meow. It's all about "non-innovation," baby. It's "hip" to be "square." What's "then" is "now." It's "cool" to be "totally stagnant." It's, like "still" "1996," and "stuff."

[Strokes beard]

Say, Jack, you got any spare change?

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Fri, 01 Aug 2003 12:00:13 -0700, when Russell B wrote this:

Woem?

GET YOUR STINKING HANDS OFF MY BEARD, PERVERT!

Excuse me, Marty, have you a tenth of a dollar about your person?

PJR :-) mhm34x8
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Oewm? :

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are you still planning to audition as a ZZ Top impersonator, peter? :

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here's a fiver. get yourself a hot meal and a bath.

Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#35 flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9 Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sat, 2 Aug 2003 07:33:31 +0100, when Steve Leyland wrote this:

Wemo?

You're a fine one to talk, matey.

We scientologists can cure your poverty, brother.

PJR :-) mhm34x8

Is he back from Betty Ford yet?

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� wrote in news:[email]:

"Who doesn't want to wear the rrrribbon?"

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"Keep this shite off the stones group!!!"

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