I've always aspired to be a songwriter, and this is gonna be as close as I get, I suppose. Anyway, this song is about Kenny. It's not sung to any particular tune, so think up your own.
Cookies to anyone who knows the name of the song that this song's title is based upon.
Little Boy Behind a Parka in a Small Town
Kenny is a little boy with nowhere to go Poverty and sickness are the only things he knows So why is is that this little guy Must every week die, die die?!
Well this little boy always meets An unfortunate fate He tries to save himself Then realizes he's too late Then after the fact his friends Utter those immortal words "Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" "You bastards!"
Crushed by the space station Mir Eaten by Spooky Fish... no safety here Fried by an unruly microwave Eyes pecked out by turkeys from the caves
Well this little boy always meets An unfortunate fate He tries to save himself Then realizes he's too late Then after the fact his friends Utter those immortal words "Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" "You bastards!"
Ran over by Babrady's police car Impaled on a flagpole -- the most gruesome by far Skewered in the head by an Iraqi spy his friends lived once because he wanted to die
Run over by a fast-moving freight train How many times must poor Kenny be slain? Shot more times than anyone could count Crushed by a giant snake... that put him out
Well this little boy always meets An unfortunate fate He tries to save himself Then realizes he's too late Then after the fact his friends Utter those immortal words "Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" "You bastards!"
"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" "You bastards!" "Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" "You bastards!"
We want to know now, Kenny If you could pick you own death Would it be any?
Would it be any?
the_ "Oh, I am lost!
Where oh where am I?
If I can't even read the signs
Then why do I even try?" davester