The Mr. Hankey candy bar...

Okay, I guess they're coming out with one soon. It's a good idea, but at the same time, it's kind of wrong. Because (any of you others out there let me know if you've also envisioned this scenario...) of COURSE I'm going to buy one, and I'll have to unwrap it to see what it looks like, but I don't think I'll be able to bring myself to eat it. It would be like cannibalism, in a weird way.

What they should make (and I WOULD eat this) is a Mr. Hankey ICE CREAM BAR!! Think about it-- you could make a huge mess eating it, and leave brown spots all over everything. Sounds like fun, doesn't it? :)

Also, I've heard about the talking dolls they're coming out with. Is that going to include Mr. Hankey? And how much are they tentatively going to cost?

I wonder what they'll all say...

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All you gotta do is take a candy bar like a Baby Ruth and put it in a new wrapper. Kinda reminds me of Bill Murry in Caddyshack when the errant candy bar in the crowded pool is mistaken for something else and shouts of "TURD!!!" start up. The scene after everybody scrambles out of the pool shows Murry scrubbing the emptied pool in full steril garb (including a gas mask). He picks up the candy bar and takes a bite out of it as others are watching in disgust.

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Speaking of poo-chocolate, ever take a warn Snickers bar into a bathroom stall next to one that's occupied, rub it all over your hand, and put your hand under the wall and ask for some toilet paper?

As for renamed Baby Ruth bars, that happened over here in Phoenix, where Suns player Dan Majerle had his own candy bar for a little while.

Thinking about eating shit is just too weird!!!

You apparently never ate at an Ohio State dorm cafeteria. Ecch.

DieKenny1 wrote:

Ever hear of the story of Fecal George? Punch into alt.tasteless and ask someone to repost it. It's this horrible story about this guy who was paid $50 to eat a spoonful of somebody's excrement.

Makes a singing, dancing piece of crap seem innocent in comparison, doesn't it?

Peace, Vince Yim

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Duty and 'doodie' sound alike. In my US History class today, we learned about the 7 Acts put on the Colonists by Britian. Anyways, one of the Acts was called the Sugar Act which put a 'duty' (old tax thing) on sugar, molasses (sp) and other imports. When my teacher said "They put a duty on them" I took it as 'They put a doodie on them' and I started laughing =) Apparently, no one else heard it the way I did, so I hadta keep my laughing down.

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