What the hell good would that do when the song isn't in BLU? I have done the lyrics to the best of my ability and they are printed below. I have posted to this group before about any possible corrections, and no one has responded. I take that in this ultra-critical group (not a bad thing), lack of correction comments means that no one has a problem with the lyrics as I interpreted them. I know they are probably not absolutely 100% correct. And to anyone who wants to "steal" them -- whatever the hell that could possibly mean in this context -- go right ahead. I don't have any copyright on them, and if you want to post them and say you did them yourself, you can go right ahead. They're for the increased enjoyment of South Park, and if you want to "take credit" -- I don't care. Get a life, but if you must bolster you self-esteem by taking credit for my work, I don't mind.
p.s. It lines up better if you used a fixed font. I also have made a couple changes just today.
The Most Offensive Song Ever
MR. HANKEY: Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother,"
And Mary thought that was weird.KENNY : Mary said, "I'm not a virgin;
I blew a guy last year."
MR. HANKEY: But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."KENNY : 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want
BOTH : And still be a virgin, Mary!
KENNY : You can suck all the dick you want
MR. HANKEY: And still not be considered flawed.
KENNY : I know you'd like to play...
Have sex right through the mouth.
BOTH : You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.MR. HANKEY: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
They were so very tired you see,
KENNY : And they couldn't travel through the night.
MR. HANKEY: ...Said she had no money,
KENNY : And that she needed a place to sleep.
MR. HANKEY: Gabriel appeared to Mary
And told her not to weep.KENNY : 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want
BOTH And still be a virgin, Mary!
KENNY : You can suck all the dick you want
MR. HANKEY: And still be the mother of Christ.
BOTH : If there's no room at the inn,
It's not considered a sin
KENNY : To suck a dick to get a place to sleep!
<LAUGHS>MR.HANKEY : That's right!
And three wise men did appear,
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such.
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch.
KENNY : Mary said, "It's such a tragedy,
I cannot take them to bed."
MR. HANKEY: But again Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said...KENNY : You can suck all the dick you want
BOTH : And still be a virgin, Mary!
KENNY : You can suck all the dick you want...<LAUGHS>
MR. HANKEY: Everyone in the nation,
KENNY : Fellatio ain't no sin,
So have a dildo three miles in
MR. HANKEY: And you'll still be a virgin
KENNY : If you give 'em the right kind of pussy!KENNY : You can suck all the dick you want
BOTH : And still be a virgin, Mary!
KENNY : And take it from the ox and the lamb,
MR. HANKEY: And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick
KENNY : For not gagging on the biggest dick!
'Cause sucking dick
BOTH : Brings peace on Earth and joy!
KENNY : <LAUGHS> 'Cause sucking dick
BOTH : Brings peace on Earth and joy!KENNY : Mary, suck my dick! <LAUGHS>