YKYWTMSPW

You know you watch too much South Park when...

-you cried because there will be no more South Park episodes

-you're angry against Comedy Central because they shot down your favorite SP multimedia site

-you have a poor in your classroom just like Kenny

-you yield hurray when Cartman died

-you see Chef singing a song for Baywatch lifeguards

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You know you watch too much South Park when(YKYWTMSPW)...

-your child act as a delinquent, so you blame Canada for his bad influence

-you want to be a cop like officier Barbraby or Cartman

-you wonder when Terrance&Phillip and Fat Abbot will have theirs own spin-offs series

-you're happy because "Blame Canada" won a Oscar

-you're cried because "Blame Canada" didn't have a Oscar

-Moe(from the Simpsons) recruits Kenny's dad as a customer to his bar

-you would like to have a great uncle like Uncle Jimbo just like Stan have

-you wonder which tv shows you will watch since there no more new South Park episodes

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ROFL actually there is a cop here in some small hick VA town near my old hometown whom my brother SWEARS sounds exactly like Barbrady on the police radio. Whenever he would hear the guy on the radio, he'd get everyone to be quiet so they could laugh at the likeness.

:daunces: If only in our dreams!

ROFL!!

No kidding! I dunno how long Family Guy will last, so they may end at the same time...then I'll have NOTHING to do but watch tapes!

KyleIke13~ <A HREF="http://kyleike.8m.com">Lyrics Page</A> <A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/macau/1068">Tree Huggin' Hippie Crap!</A> "Oh no! I'm not SANE YET!" ~ Kyle "What the HELL was that?" ~ Stan "Peez ta meetchu." ~ Mr. Ose

HEY ! It remembers me the YKYWTMSM !! (with "sailor moon", made by... hum... a man... fox ?...

Yup, you don't dream it, I was inspired by the YKYWTMSM than Starfox created you can find the original list at http://www.cstone.net/~lbrannon/lauren/smtoomuch.htm

Even one day, I suggested a YKYWTMKOTH (King of the Hill) http://www.jh.pair.com/koth/toomuch.htm and I spotted even a "You know you watch too much Dukes when" devoted to Dukes of Hazzard

[Music.]

HOST: Tonight I have a friend with me here who is, uh, "hooked" ... on "South Park." Jim, when did you first contract the "SP habit"?

GUEST: Three years ago, Ken, I became ... a "queef."

H: A "queef"? Is this a term that ... I don't undestand too much about being --

G: Well, that what we people call ourselves sometimes.

H: "Queefs."

G: Yeah...

H: Well, how did this happen? How did you get into this, this terrible situation that has torn your soul so very far apart?

G: Oh, it was when I started watching ... Mr. Mackey.

H: "Mister Mackey."

G: Well, I got sort of wrapped up the show...

H: Was this a friend of yours?

G: No, he's a fellow that's on "South Park."

H: Oh, I see.

G: I see you don't watch "South Park" very much.

H: Well, I have had other interests, and that's why I -- but we're discussing you.

G: Oh, yeah.

H: "Mister Mackey" was the fellow that put you on this --

G: Yeah, I got wrapped up in the show, Ken. It just, just the sort of thing that made me feel relaxed, and forget my troubles...

H: What, did you start out with, uh, just watching a little bit, huh?

G: Just a little bit. A few hours a day.

H: And then, how much are you watching now?

G: Well, I figure it's about fifteen hours.

H: Fifteen hours, and you, how long do you sleep?

G: Well, I usually get about four or five hours sleep.

H: Oh I see, that leaves fifteen hours that you watch "South Park", and four or five hours that, how long do you work, four or five hours a day?

G: Yeah, when I work.

H: Oh, there are days that you when you don't even work, you just --

G: I can't!

H: Well, why not?

G: I have to watch "South Park"!

H: ....ohhhhhhh. Well, unless --

G: I got a TV set in my car, too.

H: In you car??

G: Yeah.

H: Well, that will have to go right away.

G: Well, they say it's illegal, but, uh, I don't care. I can't miss Kenny dying again. Do you realize I'm missing Mr. Hankey right now?

H: I had no idea, who is this...

G: This is the longest I've been away from a "South Park" episode on TV in two years.

H: "Mister Hankey." Is this some "friend" of yours that you watch "South Park" with??

G: (???) ... He's ON "South Park"!!

H: Well, the same way YOU'RE "on" "South Park"!!

G: He's a character, he's a character on "South Park"!

H: He's a "character on 'South Park'"! What do you mean, he's one of the guys that you're "hooked" with, I mean, you watch him!?

G: Yeah! Yeah!

H: What does he give you?

G: Um, entertainment. Makes me laugh. Makes me forget my worries.

H: Well, you mustn't have any worries at all if you're watching "South Park" fifteen hours a day.

G: Well, that's why I came here. I do, and I don't know just why I have them.

H: What's your problem?

G: I shouldn't have any worries because watching "South Park" makes me happy again, but...

H: What's your problem?

G: ...I'm worried.

H: About what?

G: I watch too much "South Park."

H: If watching "South Park" gives you what you say it gives you --

G: I can feel ... PAIN starting right NOW! I've got to watch an ep!

H: You've "got to watch an ep"??

G: Turn on that television, will you, Ken?

H: No, I, I, that television is, is, uh, not connected to cable. That is not --

G: Turn it on, will you?

H: No, that is not --

G: I'm starting to get ... these PAINS!

H: Listen, I don't care WHO'S on "South Park" right now!

G: OH!!  KEN!!

H: There's probably nothing but an old rerun of a George Lucas Christmas Special!

G: I DON'T CARE!

H: It's not worth it!

G: KEN! Turn it on! Please!

H: Listen, read this book!

G: Please!

H: Here. Try this.

G: Turn it on!

H: Here's a "Little Abner" comic book... Mamm--

G: I've just got to get over to that televsion and TURN "SOUTH PARK" ON!!!

H: All right, let me help you...

G: Oh! These pains are too much!

H: ...let me help you, I'll just let you watch for a few seconds. There you are!--

G: .... ahhhh, oh, that's much better.

H: ...all right...

G: Ahhh. Oh, there it is...

H: Oh, to see this ...

G: I don't even, even need the audio, you know, I don't need the audio.

H: ...shameful, shameful.

G: Just the video.

H: Shameful, shameful.

G: Ahh, that's great. Kenny's dead.

H: Ohhhh, there's nothing I can do for you.

G: I feel much better.

H: No, I think you're going to have to give yourself up. You're beyond my treatment. I think that's all you can do, is to just give yourself up.

G: You can turn it off for a minute now, I'll, I'll run right home and watch it. SEE YA LATER, KEN!! [stumbles out]

H: Well, one of the many problems that I face...   Well, wait a minute,
I, I think I'll turn "South Park" on myself.  My gosh!  It's beautiful!
Why, it's crappy animation!   And there's an obnoxious fat kid in the
center of the screen!  He's got a bag of Cheesy Poofs!  And he's got --
...his mom's a slut!!

[Music.]