Big Gay Al: Hello everyone, and welcome aboard the big gay boatride
Are you ready to go back to Titanic?
Cartman: I can't, I have to go home and get in shape. Kyle: Yeah, right. You'll go and sit in front of the TV and eat cheesy poofs, assmaster Cartman: Screw you! Kyle: Cartman, your such a fat ass that when you walk down the street people go, "Dammit thats a big fat ass!" Cartman: No they don't! Man: Damn, thats a big fat ass! Cartman: Hey!
Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you That is how I know you go on
Cartman: Gah, french people piss me off
Far across the distance, and spaces between us You have come to show you go on
Garrison: Well, spank my ass and call me Charlie.
Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on
Mr Hankey: Howdy Ho!
Once more, you open the door And your hear in my heart and my heart will go on and on
Kyle: Mr Hat, may I pleae be excused from class? Mr Hat: Well Kyle, NO! You hear me? You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! Cartman: Ha ha!
Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime And never let go till we're gone
Cartman: Eh, your making me sick dude!
Love was when I loved you, one true time I hold you In my life will always go on
Cartman: My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda kewl.
Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on
Grandpa: Shoot me! I wish I were dead!
Once more, you opened the door And your hear in my heart and my heart will go on and on
Chef: Hello there, children! All: Hey Chef! Stan: What's gonna be for lunch today Chef? Chef: Well, today it's salisbury steak with buttered noodles and a choice of greenbean casserole or vegetable medley. Cartman: Kick ass! Kyle: Dude, he's farting fire! Stan: Lets go watch cartoons. Cartman: Yeah, cartoons kick ass!
Your here, there's nothing I fear And i know that my heart will go on
Cartman: Hey woman, you shut your mouth!
We'll stay forever this way You were safe in my heart and my heart will go on and on
Cartman: Hi mom. Mrs Cartman: How are you doing? Cartman: Well I'm pissed off! Mrs Cartman: I made you powdered donut pancake surprise.. Cartman: I dont want powdered donut pancake surprise, all the kids at school call me fat! Mrs Cartman: Your not fat, your big boned. Cartman: Thats what I said! Mrs Cartman: How about a nice chocolate chicken pot pie then? Cartman: Well, that..that sounds pretty good! Mrs Cartman: (gasp) You want some cheesy poofs too? Cartman: Yeah, I want cheesy poofs! Stan: Oh my god, they killed Kenny! Kyle: You bastards! Come back here!
Transcribed by Mike Russo