Cartman come home day afer mom's boyfriend beate him up[. (Her boyfrined be Qwetin P from Zombie by Joice Carol Oats. Book i recommedn all reade!) She meet him at door and say have good news fro youi. First boyfdiorend say he reaaly sorry about misdunerstanding Then tell Cartsman thye gettign married. I your daddy, Then give him bag of Cheesy Poophfs,. Catrman bitet in and after eats several,hee screem, blood spurt out bag full of razor blade chips. Quwentin is ROTFL Bu7t Catrtman dont stop scremain and yelling cuss words. Quentimn say What I tell you? and gets out razer strap and hits where flewsh stil ltender from burns. Then take to garge and put nuts in vise. Then take torch and maeks vise hott. That feel good? That feel good? Slap Carttmans on head with torch, Ask you question, dumbass! Carytman cry say no, no. Bioyfirned, hi t again, I said call me dad! HE hold Cartmans head in tiolet-with Saniflush in it! The n make Qwetint hornei so he bend over and make special delivry in carmans butt. Go on for sveral hours while mom out . Next tiem she out I maek you my zxomiby he say! Cartman praey to Jeesues say make stop. Jesu juts say Stupi,d you decerve it. Jeesus he say Leav mee aloan fatass! Then police come but Quwentun saiy those delinkwent freinds of hiss did it. He gieve threaten looke at Cartman so Carttman say yes, yes that rite. Put Kill, Stan and Kimmie in junenill jale where thay reped every day by gards and beeten by other prizoners. Finally reeleased byt find out Cartmans stepfather Qentin iscoutleadrer and they have go camping with him and his freiend Child molestter cHef every weekedndl except for when molested by Mr. Gayrison at school daysl. Happy ending I think. (Ive been laughting all the time I type this, Juts too funniy when characters hate get hurts bad!)
CArtmans the man
Back away from the computer very slowly, get professional help immediately.
You are a moron. And an idiot. And an asshole. And a bunch of other things. You need to lay off the drugs, sadist. Drugs are bad, unkay?
-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)
Wish this dumb ass would just go to hell, would just go to hell and died!
-Jedi
Good heavens dear, did someone break in and steal your spellcheck? You really need to pay attention in school, not watch South Park ...
That guy's from another planet for sure...
PatArso
OH! MY ASS! IT HURTS, SERIOUSLY!
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This is very good....for a retarded Etherlopian, first day off the boat.
Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. - Dandemis
I think alt.tv.sp has an official troll now.
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LEAVE CARTMAN ALONE MAN! LEAVE HIM ALONE!