Credit Alteration - CLOSET

Mar 22, 2006, 10:02 PM ET3 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.southpark
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RobMacalt.tv.southpark

In the *new* opening credit sequence for Season 10, there is now a clip of Tom Cruise going INTO the Closet!

Come OUT of the closet, Tom. You're not fooling anyone. Come out of the closet.

All hail, Zenu!

MercaturRobMacalt.tv.southpark

"RobMac" wrote in message

Actually, it's not 100% certain that "Xenu" is the correct spelling. L Ron Hubbard had awful handwriting, and in the widely-distributed handwritten Operating Thetan 3 document, it's inconclusive whether he meant "Xenu" or "Xemu". Scientologists won't clarify; the majority of members haven't even heard the Xenu/Xemu story because they haven't bought OT3 status yet, and those who have paid for a sufficiently high rank (Tom Cruise is an alleged OT7) aren't allowed to reveal any of the "secrets".

But most people go with "Xenu", because, you know, "Xemu" would be a little bit silly.