Kenny's Quotes

Here are some of Kenny's quotes deciphered: Derived from: http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/2437/

1.) Opening credits: "I like girls with big fat titties! I like girls with nice vaginas!". However in the original, it was "Our small town is bigger damnit! Right down to the little Granite!"

2.) When Stan is going to meet Wendy: "Maybe she'll let you pet her pussy"

3.) Definition of a dildo: "It's what your moms use when their alone"

4.) Talking to Chef about Kathie Lee: "Is your penis big?"

5.) Talking about the smell of fish: ""Kinda like a vagina."

6.) Referring to Stan's dog: "Your dog's fucking guys"

7.) Views on Terrence and Phllip: ""Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you watch to be under the parent's control, television sucks. Television sucks because parents get offended mmmmmmmmmmmm a baby sitter for their kids."

(Don't ask me how they go this.)

Enjoy. Fred.

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...and we should believe they got them correct because...???

"...enjoy the Internet while it lasts.. ...it's only a fad" - Flauntleroy

I never said they were correct! See what you think....compare them to the actual footage.

While everyone says Kenny's quotes are to be left up to our imagination, I believe the writer's do incorporate lines into the script, and muffle them, instead of just making someone go mfhmfhmfhmfhmfhmfhmfh,

The truth is out there.

Fred.