Introducing Nigger-Fuck 64
(coming soon to the Nintendo 64)
Finally, a game that mixes real history along with adventure. In this game, you star as Tyrone--- a tall nigger with a big, poofy afro, ebonic-speaking, cotton-picking slave. It all begins when Tyrone is sold to a new slave owner who beats him with a whip everyday. Moreover, the slave owner is an ancestor of the great Yakanoh. Everyday, Tyrone works on Yakanoh's (also the name of Yakanoh's great great great grandfather.) plantation. Here's how the story starts out:
Yakanoh: Tyrone, quit eating my goddamn watermelons and get to work you good fer nuthin nigger! Tyrone: Yes masta, yes masta. Yakanoh: Goddammit Tyrone, do I have to hang your ass from that oak tree again? Tyrone: Yes masta, yes masta. Yakanoh: What nigger? Tyrone: I mean no masta, no masta. Yakanoh: That's what I thought you fuckin nigger..... now get back to work!!! I want 50 million bails of cotton by 7:00 or I'm gonna lynch your sorry ass.
<gives Tyrone a few lashes with the whip>
Being fed up with being beaten and whipped, Tyrone runs away. Armed with
only a plow tool taken from the old plantation, he sets out on a big adventure
to escape the threat of slavery. He must make a trek all the way to Canada.
On the way through the woods, he must battle hicks and wild animals while
avoiding the wrath of the bad-ass Yakanoh. Using ebonics to communicate with
his fellow "bruthas" he learns valuable information as to what state he is in.
However, he must also watch out for tree branches, since his afro tends to get
stuck in them.
There are many unique items and bonuses in this game. To replenish his
health, Tyrone must steal watermelons from various farmers or go to KFC
(Kentucky Fried Chicken) to stock up on supplies. Weapons include Tyrone's
fists, his plow tools, guns, or his big fat lips and gapping teeth. He must
also learn to cover his feet at night, because they have a tendency to glow in
the dark and give away his location.
In addition to all the powerups, Tyrone to score with women. He can fuck
this black slave called Tameeka (or some other similar nigger-name). Then he
has to make way for the Underground Railroad led by Abigal Williams. But in
his path, is this Big-fucking KKK member with a burning cross as the weapon.
This is one of the bosses. Tyrone must use guile and cunning that his monkey
instincts have to overcome this incredicle boss.
This game is bound to be the next best selling game since Zelda 64.
It's scheduled for release in Black History Month. Stay tuned for this new
adventure game!�� � � � � )Yakanoh( � ��� � �