As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next President.
This will have catastrophic results in our vital - no, indispensable-entertainment industry.
Barbara Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopie Goldberg, Alec Baldwin-among many others-have sworn to leave the country if George W. Bush is elected President.
And this is where YOU can help. We need volunteers to help pack and to load moving vans. We also need airfare for these irreplaceable national treasures so they can relocate before they change their minds.
For the cost of a small SUV, you can sponsor one of these celebrities and their unfortunate relocation.
You will know that your efforts are helping when you receive postcards, letters and pictures from your chosen "refugee" as they learn to become a useful citizen in the Third World country of their choosing.
You will help, won't you? It costs so little but it means so much.
Call 1-800-deport-a-lib. Operators are standing by.
Yeah, she was in the rocky horror picture show, Although people tend to get pissed at me when I stood up at that movie she played a nun in and screamed out "SLUT"!
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*Was* there Victoria's Secret back in the mid-70's?
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Can I volunteer to kick each one of them in the ass on the way out?
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"spauldingae" wrote in message news:jUnT5.69193$[email]...
You do realize that Cartman didn't know what the fsck he was talking about? Rochambeau is the rock-paper-scissors thing. But there really *is* a kick someone as hard as you can in the nuts, saw it on the Daily Show. If anyone knows what it's really called, I'd love to know. (I know, I know...I'd expect it to be called "fucking crazy" too, but I doubt that's the 'official' term.)
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Well, looks like ol' Dubya's President. When do we start kicking?
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Well, I know Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger have threatened to leave the US ... <sarcasm> Big loss if they do. </sarcasm>
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September 19, 2000 Distraught Baldwin Denies Bush Comments
Actor Alec Baldwin is under siege after a German magazine allegedly quoted Baldwin's wife, Kim Basinger, as saying that the celeb couple would leave the United States if Republican candidate George W. Bush is elected president.
The agitated Baldwin says that neither he nor his wife ever made such claims, and that Basinger didn't even do an interview for the damning issue of Germany's Focus magazine, which hit newsstands Monday. Other news outlets picked up the story, and Baldwin was hit by hate mail.
The Democrat-supporting actor received so many inflammatory posts on his personal Web site (www.alecbaldwin.com) that he chose to release a statement to clear up the confusion.
"I would like to take the opportunity to respond to the unprecedented number of e-mails I received at this site regarding comments that were attributed to me and my wife by both Focus magazine, in Germany, and [Internet news site] the Drudge Report here in the United States," Baldwin wrote on his official home page.
"[Drudge Report founder] Matt Drudge has reported that my wife stated in Focus magazine that my family would leave the country if George W. Bush were elected president. That statement is not true. My wife never made the statement which the magazine (and now Drudge) are attributing to her."
Baldwin told the New York Daily News that he believes that the confusion began when crafty director Robert Altman recently told journalists at the Deauville Film Festival in France that he would leave the States if Bush wins the November election.
"I never said I'd leave the country," Baldwin asserted to the Daily News. "And my wife never heard of Focus magazine, and never talked to them."
Don't forget Cher; she said something like "Why aren't all my gay friends/fans voting against Bush? If he WINS, he's going to make being gay illegal AGAIN!!!"
The only one is Baldwin...and he denies ever saying he would leave the U.S. if W. Bush were elected. I suspect the others are liberal Hollywood types whom people thought should leave also, but they never said that they would, nor was there any evidence whatsoever supporting such quotes. In the case of Baldwin, a single German magazine claims he said that in an interview, which he denies.