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I'm new, I havent seen the second season, Is ike canadian, he looks like terrance and phillip, who is mr twig, who is cartmans dad, i dont have comedy central, who are the trolls, what is with the boing guy

Ike is adopted. Mr. Twig is the replacement for Mr. Hat Cartman's dad, is his mom. She's a hermaphidite. We don't know who his mother is. Boing is a troll. Please don't reply to him because his posts are usually crossposted to unrelated newsgroups so as to fill up all the groups with idiots screaming at him to stop.

If you hit 'reply' to a thread, always check to see if it's crossposted to other groups and cut out the groups that aren't really related to the topic of the post.

Here's a tip for those that just HAVE to reply to trolls and want everyone to be able to see their post.

Hit reply, make all the neccessary comments. Now copy the whole post. Take out all the crossposting EXCEPT this group. Now send it. Now, reply to the same post again, select all of the text and delete, then paste in what you wrote the first time (saves time and that way the posts are identical) now, take out ONLY this group. Now you have sent the same post to all the groups, but all of the replies on the crossposted post, won't make it back here to clog up this group. :-)

Oh, and welcome to our little slice of insanity.

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On 2 Jan 1999 20:47:31 GMT, [email] (KennyM5000) wrote:

I guess reading the newsgroup FAQ never occurred to you, eh?

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In article , [email] (Lone Wolf (Chris Baile)) wrote:

Wasn't Covenant going to post it every once in a while? What happened to him, anyway? Anybody know?

the_davester

His girlfriend is visiting him and he won't be on line until after she's gone... duh. giggle. You can find the faq at: http://faq.iscool.net curtesy of Buzz.

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Yes, he is Canadian.

who is mr twig,

Mr. Twig was the puppet thing that Mr. Garrison got to replace Mr. Hat in the Summer Sucks episode.

who is cartmans dad,

His dad is who we originally thought was his mom. She is a hermaphrodite.

i dont have comedy

ACK! I remember when I was in your shoes...*sad*

who are the trolls,

Basically anyone who comes here to piss us off on purpose. 99% of the times, if someone pisses you off, they are most likely a troll, since the regulars and lurkers here are all nice! :) TROLLS ARE THINGS YOU DO *NOT* RESPOND TO! If you don't respond to them, the world is a much happier place! :)

He's a troll too. You must ignore him under all circumstances, and NEVER respond to his pointless posts.

WELCOME TO OUR GROUP, DUDE! :)

~Kyle Broslofski~

In article , Kyle Broslofski writes

Like posts saying things like

CARTMAN IS A FAT PIECE OF CRAP

Things like this can really piss some people off...

AAAAARGH!!!! So, HERE'S the explanation to my little webpager ICQ message thing I got!!! So, the Mysterious Messager Mystery is now solved! ;P <eyes go pinwheely> <gets out super soaker> All right, stick 'em up! ;P

(If by chance it's NOT solved, but I think it is, disregard my insanity)

Hmm...I wonder who these people are? <neon signs and arrows flash and point at yours truly>

<steps up to podium> My name is Jess and I am an obsessive Cartman fan. <sits down> <applause from support group> I ADMIT IT! I'M AN OBSESSIVE CARTMAN FAN!!! So, sue me! I can't help it! <devious grins> It's not my fault I got a *TAD* bugged! ;P

~Kyle "<obsess>" Broslofski~

In article , [email] (KennyM5000) writes:

Yes, he is.

'E ees zee replacement for M'sieu Chapeau, 'o ran away een "Summer Sucks" and returned een "Chef Aid"

His mom is his dad. She's a hermaphrodite.

That sucks.

Trolls are evil, right down to their rotten little hearts, which pump not blood, like normal people's, but a vomitous oil which clogs their veins and stops the flow to their brains, which is the cause of their Naziesque patterns of behavior.

Trolls to look out for are Drgumnow, who occasionnally posts pornagraphic "fanfics", Roman, who is a mere idiot, the Bizarro Leespam (recognizable by the fact that he posts from Dejanews rather than AOL, where the real Leespam posts), who does drive-by flames, and the "boing" guy.

what is with the boing guy

I'm pretty sure his parents are brother and sister.

JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling

KennyM5000 wrote:

Ike is canadian because he is adopted