The Spam Rant

Now I don't wanna get off on a rant here, but I'm so fucking sick of this spam. You spammers and spammets out there need to stop bragging about your little amateur web sites to the American/UK/Canadian/Australian public. Your bullshit troll posts and shameless self promotion aren't welcome here on the South Park newsgroup. I'm sure at least everyone on this board get at least 15 worthless spams a day; we don't need you added to the list. We all want something. Sometime's it's glory or happiness, or even compliments on the new Geocities web site that you have built that has been added to the millions of other amateur Geocities pages (Geocities (c) 1998 Geocities, locate at the address we all already know at www.geocities.com, oops, we didn't add the http:// in front of the address like an amateur). Really, folks.

[Exhale] Sorry. Guess I had too much cough syrup with lunch. Forgiveness, please... and take those stupid things off your heads!!

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LeEsPaM -- Public citizen
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"Oh, we all want something."

SoUtH PaRk, if you don't know, don't ask.

On 16 Aug 1998 04:39:15 GMT, [email] (LEESPAM2) wrote:

You ARE getting off on a rant. I'd like to know what your idea of spam is, anyway. Advertising a website that's relevant to the newsgroup ISN'T spam. If anything, you should object to the useless threads about Matt and Trey. Those threads are completely irrelevant. I swear I'm going to start kill-filing anyone who asks "Are they gay?" As far as putting http:// in front of an address....It's not anyone's fault that you're using AOL's pathetic newsreader which, obviously, can't discern a URL unless it has http:// in front of it. Maybe YOU don't like someone advertising their South Park website, but don't go and speak for the rest of us. I don't need YOU putting opinions in my mouth, thank you.

On August 16 1998 18:12 EDT, Zern wrote:

You're such a prick. I was quoting from Dennis Miller and I was just giving my opinion on this spamming, but NO, you had to reply with a rude and dishonoring remark. I shun you.

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LeEsPaM -- Public citizen
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"Oh, we all want something."

SoUtH PaRk, if you don't know, don't ask.

SCRAP SCRAP SCRAP SCRAP SCRAP SCRAP SCRAP SCRAP SCRAP SCRAP !!!!!!

giving my

dishonoring

[email] (LEESPAM2) wrote:

You're the prick. Zern has given you the reasons and the facts.

And "You're such a prick" isn't a rude or dishonoring remark?

Can we say "HYPOCRITE"? I think we can.