Why was Andy Dick consigned to hell?

Dec 8, 199921 posts by 12 postersalt.tv.southpark
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I know who Andy Dick is, and I'm not a fan of his or anything, i was just wondering why Parker & Stone gave him such prominent display in Hell in the Christmas song episode? Anyone know? Also why Michael Landon & the kennedy's?

I'm not making any judgements here, just wondering if there's some deeper issues behind why those people got included in Hell, or if they were just celebrities picked at random to piss off the straights.

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because he does drugs, speeds, amd other various stupid and emabarassing crap.

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Drugs are bad. Mmkay? Don't do drugs, 'cause drugs are bad. Mmkay? If you do drugs, then you'll be bad. Mmkay?

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yes, but i was asking *why he was consigned to hell*. ====================================== You have to understand, in the South Park universe, everybody is sent to hell except the pope. Remember in the SP movie when Kenny was thrown from Heaven's gate to the depths of Hell that we saw that the population of Heven was about 1700 and Hell"s was in the hundereds of billions and continuously rising.

I guess that Trey and Matt were poking fun at orthodox Christian standards. That if they truely held, Heaven would be nearly empty and Hell would be packed full.

Wesley Lowe

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[email] wrote in message ... yes, but i was asking *why he was consigned to hell*. ======================================

I guess that Trey and Matt were poking fun at orthodox Christian standards. That if they truely held, Heaven would be nearly empty and Hell would be packed full.

Wesley Lowe

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On Wed, 8 Dec 1999 21:06:40 -0500 (EST), [email] wrote:

Reminds me of a little joke:

Guy dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter tells him, "Enjoy the afterlife... everything you've ever wanted or needed is here for you. We have only one thing to ask of you... you see that wall over there? Whenever you go near it, you must not say anything or make a lot of noise."

Being a newbie, the guy doesn't want to cause any static so he obeys the request... but after a few decades, his curiousity builds and he finally talks to one of the archangels and asks what's up with the wall.

"Oh..." says the archangel, "That's where we keep the born-again Christians... they think they're the only ones up here."

----- Lone Wolf There's a reason that banana is in my ear. I'm trying to get the little monkey out of my head.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show

In article , [email] writes:

If memory serves me correctly, that's part of Kalvinistic (?) belief from around the time of the pilgrims.

Probably for much the same reason that they consider Barbara Steisand to be evil and vile (and if you're a BLU fan, "Barbara Streisand" is absolutely the worst curse word you can say!). I find Barbara annoying, but these guys must just absolutely hate her.

I think it's similar with Andy Dick. If you've ever seen an interview with him, he's such an asshole that it's hard to believe that anyone is truly like that and can live with themselves. Oh, then there's the drug abuse. Combine that with the fact that he lives in a house with his girlfriend, their son, his ex-wife, their son and his ex-wife's boyfriend, and you've got the recipe for Fucked-Up Stew.

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In article , [email] (Ben Raines) writes:

So is Kenny. :-)

"The great thing about absurd logic is that it can fit any situation." --Dogbert

On Wed, 08 Dec 1999 23:16:23 GMT, "Jack Cooper" wrote:

I grew to dislike her even more a week or so ago when she started selling off her old junk (clothing, hair dryers, etc.) on an auction web site.

----- Lone Wolf There's a reason that banana is in my ear. I'm trying to get the little monkey out of my head.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show

In article , [email] wrote:

Prolly didn't fit in the song. Or maybe they didn't have room for Mechastreisand.

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On Wed, 8 Dec 1999 12:12:41 -0700, "Robert Holder" wrote:

He's a flamboyant type... he probably caught Matt and Trey's eye and they thought it would be funny to mention him.

Landon divorced at least 1 wife, possibly cheated on her... I don't quite recall. Then he went and did that Highway to Heaven preaching bullshit TV show and was trying to make like he was some good christian soul.

Combination of the two.

----- Lone Wolf There's a reason that banana is in my ear. I'm trying to get the little monkey out of my head.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show

Because it is a safe bet that Andy Dick will no longer be with us in a few years. He is a blue chip pick on any death pool.

Everyone is going to hell, according to South Park: BLU .

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