Eric's Dad, or is it?

Well, I figure everyone has there theory on who Eric's dad will be and so do I and it's even somewhat justified... I believe that Eric's Dad is...... PRINCIPAL VICTORIA, yes that's right, a women, making sense why Eric's so "messed up"... anyhow here's my logic, on the Thanksgiving episode when all the kids are in her office if you look closly on the shelf behind the kids it appears that there is a picture a Eric's mom!! also when the kids ask the Principal to take care of Starvin Marvin she's say's "I'm... uh.... Busy", because she paying child support... anyhow that's my theory...

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And then too add to this his biological Dad is Big Gay Al, two lesbians couldn't have a baby so they whent to the Genetic's Guy, and Eric was made in a lab!!!Whoa now I'm streching it, but South Park has never been a predictable show....

that's as good a theory as any i've seen here.

personally, i think that for show continuity (and for maximum humorous effect) cartman's dad will be someone off-cast ('cast', did i really say that???). bill clinton would be a good choice, for someone with a wandering willy. or richard simmons, just for comic effect ('pot pie?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO")

That is why I think it is Big Gay Al (Reasonable, I think not)

mabey it's the cat

they're going to show who it is on the last episode of the new episodes in February so don't start making a big theory