(humor) How many alt.tv.southpark members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Jun 19, 19988 posts by 7 posters
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GUMPELS

OK, I saw one of these on another newsgroup I read (alt.games.creatures) and suddenly I just got a few brainstorms for a version here. Here it is:

Q. How many alt.tv.southpark members does it take to change a lightbulb? A. 944

100 to debate the age you need to be to change a lightbulb. 30 to write fanfics about changing lightbulbs. 5 to write *good* fanfics about changing lightbulbs. 60 to point out continuity errors in the most recent lightbulb. 35 to get mad at the 60 who point out continuity errors. 3 to invent theories about the lightbulb that gets broken every week only to come back the next (*cough*AlyssaSnowandme*cough*) 40 to rate lightbulbs. 50 to argue about if the new lightbulbs or the old lightbulbs are better. 100 to talk about the censoring of ligthbulbs. 20 to review the lightbulbs. 30 to plug sites talking about lightbulbs. 55 to critizise how too many people are obsessed with the lightbulb. 60 to flame the guy who went completely off-topic talking about how marijuana is bad for you. 80 to post theories about one lightbulb's lineage. 200 to scream about how we didn't get an episode about the lightbulb's lineage, but an episode about screwdrivers instead. 50 to say how lame the fianl answer to the lightbulb's lineage was. 25 to flame the newsgroup saying unintelligent stuff and expect to be well-liked the next time they post (*cough*MutantMan,Maagic*cough*) 1 to get a clue and change the lightbulb.

Couldn't resist!

-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)

Joe KlemmGUMPELS

Actually, it can only take three people to screw a lightbulb.

1 to screw it and eventually get killed. 1 to say "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" 1 to say "You bastard!"

Joe Klemm

In article , [email] (TnAdct) writes:

That's disgusting. People in groups running aroung screwing lightbulbs... What is this world coming to?

Jeremy B

"Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."- Homer Simpson

Piffle.

Ever since Elvis sang, "If you can't find a partner, grab a wooden chair" all inanimate objects have been fair game for amorous relations.

--Morris "I'm gonna make hot monkey-love to the toaster" Stegosaurus

Keith M. Kurzman wrote in message ...

[email]

LOL. I like you, you funny. Yashar

I'm touched, but I can't take credit-- that's an adaptation of a Mark Leyner line from "My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist". I may be misspelling that. Anyway, it's his line.

--Morris Stegosaurus, still mourning the loss of Carlos Castaneda

You forgot

1 to post a binary file of a lightbulb 20 to argue about the posting of binaries on a.t.s

/\ Arthur Levesque 2A4W <*> [email] =/\= http://boog.org __ \B\ack King of the Potato People <fnord> "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!" (oO) \S\lash Member of a vast right-wing conspiracy (-O-) Urban Spaceman /||\ \/ I was a lesbian before it was fashionable "I hate rainbows!"-EC

I prefer...

Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Two - but don't you wonder how they got in there?

-Kevyn Implosion "At the age of six or seven I was in my prime and ever since that time it's been a steady decline" -Mr. T Experience