OK, I saw one of these on another newsgroup I read (alt.games.creatures) and suddenly I just got a few brainstorms for a version here. Here it is:
Q. How many alt.tv.southpark members does it take to change a lightbulb? A. 944
100 to debate the age you need to be to change a lightbulb. 30 to write fanfics about changing lightbulbs. 5 to write *good* fanfics about changing lightbulbs. 60 to point out continuity errors in the most recent lightbulb. 35 to get mad at the 60 who point out continuity errors. 3 to invent theories about the lightbulb that gets broken every week only to come back the next (*cough*AlyssaSnowandme*cough*) 40 to rate lightbulbs. 50 to argue about if the new lightbulbs or the old lightbulbs are better. 100 to talk about the censoring of ligthbulbs. 20 to review the lightbulbs. 30 to plug sites talking about lightbulbs. 55 to critizise how too many people are obsessed with the lightbulb. 60 to flame the guy who went completely off-topic talking about how marijuana is bad for you. 80 to post theories about one lightbulb's lineage. 200 to scream about how we didn't get an episode about the lightbulb's lineage, but an episode about screwdrivers instead. 50 to say how lame the fianl answer to the lightbulb's lineage was. 25 to flame the newsgroup saying unintelligent stuff and expect to be well-liked the next time they post (*cough*MutantMan,Maagic*cough*) 1 to get a clue and change the lightbulb.
Couldn't resist!
-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)