Trey and Matt caught with their pants down!

[email] wrote:

Smutmonger!! Smutmonger!!

Fishwife!! Axhandle!! Barium enema!!

I refuse to tolerate this kind of *filth* in my newgroup!! That's right, *my* newsgroup!! We'll fight you on the beaches, we'll fight you on the ramparts, we'll fight you on the kudzu, we'll fight you on the shores of Tripoli (but not in Mississipoli) until we've eradicatated every last smutmonger among us!! Arrgh!! Everywhere is chaos! Everywhere is doubt! Everywhere are heretics! The time has come to burn them out!! Look around, can't you see what our group has become?! It is time we were cleansed of this smutmonger scum!! By the blood of the martyrs, we will take up the sword-- we will root out this cancer in the name of the lord!!

Bwaaaaaah!!!

--Guillstrozzi Lehrsauzzi

In article , [email] (Keith M. Kurzman) wrote:

I'm with you! We will cleanse the newsgroup! And while we're at it, let's declare war on alt.tv.simpsons! We will prevail, or choke their rivers with our dead!

<<I'm with you! We will cleanse the newsgroup! And while we're at it, let's declare war on alt.tv.simpsons! We will prevail, or choke their rivers with our dead!

Keith M. Kurzman wrote:

Yes! Onward we march! Brandishing the pink bunnies of justice, drinking artificially sweetened soft drinks, we shall fight and conquer! A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

AHHAHAHAH!

HAHAH!

HA!

Erm...

~Kyle Broslofski~

<snip story>

(YAWN) Wow. Men masturbate. This is news? -Toni

Of course...don't forget the COVER article of the National enquirer that contained this article was that Monica Lewinsky is a Space Alien and turned Clinton into one too. Yeah don't worry we believe you. -me

[email] wrote:

<rolls her eyes> This is only the most pathetic thing in the universe. Honestly, I'm not even going to try and check to see if it was even in the Enquirer. Since when does anyone believe that shit anyway?

"Music. What a wonderful thing that while our government is collapsing and our economy is crumbling and people are dying everywhere, we can all gather together here and say 'Hey, Will Smith is wearing great pants tonight!'"-Trey Parker

[email] wrote:

WHICH tennis players? Was it Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi or Martina Hengis and Gabrielle Sabatini? Details! Details!

more than likely Monica Seles

...and which would be more disturbing? :)

--C. S.

[email] wrote:

<snippety doo dah!>

2 Words: BOVINE SCATOLOGY!

(Translation--Bull Shit!--heh heh....learned that one in school...and who said that there was *nothing* useful being taught to us in school! ;)

~Kyle "Cottage Cheese Looks Like Brains" Broslofski~

In article , [email] wrote:

A lot of useful things are being taught in school! For example, in Japanese class, I learned Japanese swear words so foul that supposedly there's no way to translate them :)

Nah, that means THE STUDY OF bull shit. (That's what they teach in college.)

--CS

Well, technically, the "translation" (which it isn't, the original phrase is in English) would come out to "cattle study of excrement" or "cattle interest in excrement" ...

Rabbit (In a nitpicky mood tonight)