cartmans mom is cartmans dad

Apr 22, 19987 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.southpark
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she's a hermafelite and impregnated another woman... so who is eric cartmans mother?

Is it Paula Jones? Or Monica Lewinsky? or Linda "the skank" Tripp? or those other lying Republican bitches... stay tuned....

SCOTT T D wrote: STD> Is it Paula Jones? Or Monica Lewinsky? or Linda "the skank" Tripp? or those STD> other lying Republican bitches... stay tuned....

How about this? Mr. Garrison is really a woman, but a total bull-dike and Mrs. Cartman fucked her/him at the dance?

-Ken

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Boy, this is pretty fucked up, dude.

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Yeah! Everybody knows Mr. Garrison can't be the mother... how could he father Fluffy's baby? Even if he's a hermafelite, too, he couldn't give birth.

Aren't you guys paying attention?

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[email] wrote:

if the guy said FATHERED, then how is that inconsistent with the pig giving birth?

Actually, it was clear from the barn dance episode that MR HAT was having sex with MamaPapa Cartman and the Pig's baby looked like MR HAT not Mr Garrison

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