I'm back for the forseeable future, so beware!!!

Hey all South Park Newgroupers!!!!!!

	For those who have forgotten about me, I'm Dave Benson--fic writer,
part time ruler of the world and generally nice, but sometimes weird
guy.  I haven't posted or even lurked in the group since just before
x-mas.  I have been in the South Park chat room.  I even presented some
of the fic awards.  Thanks Mike!!!!!!!!
	For those who do remember me(and you know who you are), I haven't been
laying around on my ass doing nothing.  I have several fics in the
works, including one with none other than Kyle Broslofski herself!!
	Where have I been?? . . . . a common question that I'm going to answer
right now.  Many of you know that my computer, which I now call "Kyle's
Mom", has been in and out of the shop.  I have it back now and it works
almost 90% of the time, the remaining 10% I won't bother going into.
	So, I'm here to enlighten, bother, annoy, be a smart-ass, confuse and
general hang out with ya'll.

dave, I can't believe you read that whole thing...."You really like me!!!"

No one could forget 'bout you! ;P

, I'm Dave Benson--fic writer,

*AHEM*! <clears throat> It just so happens that *I* rule the world, thankyouverymuch!!! ;P

We're that scary? ;P

Okeedokee artichokee!!!

<evil grins> And *I* know what it's about, too! (I should, since I'm writing it with him! ;P) 'Tis Top Secret, though! :P You guys are gonna hafta wait to find out! :)

<sings> Weeeelll....Dave's computer is a big fat bitch, it's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world...;P

Agan...WELCOME BACK!!! <gets out dancing jellybeans and fanfare and schtuff! ;P>

Yeppies! :)

But, I still rule the world! ;P

Kyle Broslofski wrote in message ...

Hmmmm... we'll get back to that!!

Woah yeah!!!!

Right... time to settle this... seeing as how the presedential elections seemed to taper off I am now officially declaring myself the grand lord and master of the NG Answerable only to BitchMom, Kyle, the_davester, Toni, Martin,Dave, Gyrex,AshRead, Mr Psycho, Dain

and anyone else who has signed the Pledge!!

If you HAVEN'T signed the Pledge!!!

I AM THE LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!! PRESIDENT FOR LIFE , KING, TYRANT AND FIRST-TIGER!!!

Oh God, no!! Bugger THAT for a sig!!

cheers! Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Covenant wrote:

LOL you should have said, "I AM ABOVE THE LAW!!!!!!!!!" Or, "YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Toni

Toni wrote in message ...

Like I said in my e-mail....

Ain't seen the episode.. (Otherwise I'm *sure* I would have!!)

But Calvin and Hobbes do it SO well!!!!!!!!

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

In article , "Covenant" wrote:

Cov, you alpha-dog you <g>. And what IS up with the elections????

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote in message ...

Hey!! You must be online right NOW!! Why aintcha in alt.tv.southpark on irc??? or ICQ?? or something!

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Big A Sig.....

In article , "Covenant" wrote:

Well, as of now, I'm running as an independant. A vote for me is a vote for the slow decline into anarchy and pandemonium.

Kyle Broslofski wrote:

Well of course you didn't forget me, we talk every weekend

Only in your Non-Cartman dreams!!

No, just you.

See above statement about Non-Cartman dreams!

dave.

Yeh... someone to play with... God can't believe you wrote all that!!!! Have you been working on that little peice since the last time you were in this group???? Ha Ha Just being mean... I'm a newcomer.. so what the deal.....

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