Just in time for the holidays, it's Mattell's new EXECUTION BARBIE!
Just strap Barbie into her chair, place the helmet on, pull the switch, and ZAP! Barbie gets fried! She screams for up to 20 full minutes before her heart stops and she's fully cooked! Batteries not included.
EXECUTION BARBIE also comes with a DNA kit, and an appellate court judge doll who tosses the DNA results into a REAL garbage can! (Those pesky liberals put far too much emphasis on making sure Barbie's guilt is fully proven. Screw them!)
For those bleeding-heart liberal kids who prefer more humane execution methods, Mattell's Lethal Injection needles are sold separately. Complete with *REAL* poison that you put in yourself!
Make this a joyous Christmas! Buy execution Barbie!