You peoles best responce to my messages are: your a dick or you spelt a word wrong.
you all must know that south park sucks deep inside of yourselves and just cant come up with a inteligent argument. Just being human spell checkers isnt going to help
If you would present a good argument as to why south park sucks, maybe we could come up with a good response, but until then, we can't argue except by going down to your level, and I'd get claustrophobic (sorry I think I spelled that one wrong) down there. So until then we can only insult your spelling. -me
Exactly. You waste your time and our time coming here and insulting us with such witless remarks about how South Park sucks, not saying why, etc. Don't you have anything better to do with your time other than bothering us? If you can't stand the show and its fans, then leave us alone. Just shut up and go on your merry little way. -Toni
Ann wrote:
Ann, Toni. You are both just too good. You both said *exactly* what I was going to say! ;)
~Kyle Broslofski~
Why thank you :) -me
Kyle Broslofski wrote:
Ah, thank you, for you see we have to stand up against witless little trolls like this guy. So that's why, Kyle, that's why :D -Toni
Ms. Toni Dimayuga wrote:
Right on! And we shall continue until we succeed in wiping out their whole entire population! Onward! ;)
So that's why, Kyle, that's why :D
Dude! There's that line again! Oh, *yeah*! Isn't that what Kyle's dad told him? I just remembered now......<lightbulbs go on> School absolutely *killed* my braincells. Educate? Hah! It *un*-educates you, as your brain is tortured and killed slowly and painfully! :)
~Kyle Broslofski~
Kyle Broslofski wrote:
Actually, the line came from Mr. Hanky during the Salty Chocolate Balls episode. -Toni
Ms. Toni Dimayuga wrote:
<hits self on head> How could I *possibly* forget? Ahh, yes...now I know...all that chemistry homework...it's enough to drive a person <psycho music> *MAD*!!!! A-HAHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHA-erm, Haha, uh, Ha-oh.
~Kyle Broslofski~ "The South Park Girl"
Ha.
Not true, little boy. Your horrific spelling just exposes your grotesque lack of education and confirms what the rest of your drivel hints at -- that you're irredeemably stupid and that, over time, this has warped you into a state where you need somebody else to blame for your condition, hence your sporadic barrage of juvenile, self-absorbed lash-out posts, which remind everyone of the fat kid who got teased too much in third grade. You're a lot like Eric Cartman.
You really aren't "annoying" here in the purest sense, as you doubtless assume. You're just sad. Nobody here really gives a flying fuck whether you like South Park or not, or whether you can even operate a TV for that matter. You delude yourself in implying your comments are significant.
Free advice: Get some fresh air. Get some exercise. Get a dictionary. Or get lost. OR DON'T; nobody will care. You'll still be the lifeless cretin who can't find respect in the real world & who therefore tries to punish it while hiding behind a computer screen. In ten years you'll be even *less* worth knowing, and the rest of the world will start telling you this to your face. You'll lose jobs, you'll have no friends, you'll have to buy sex retail, and nobody will care about you AT ALL *because* you will have MADE yourself into someone not worth caring about.
And maybe we'll all think back and say, gee, we knew him when he was just a pouty little brat posting lame barbs on the Internet. Maybe we shoulda gotten him to a therapist. Naahh.
-- Mark Tangard ------------------------------------ --------------- "Life is nothing if you aren't obsessed." --John Waters -----------------------------------------------------------------------
PS: One or two spelling mistakes is no reason for comment. Misspellings at the incredible *density* of yours (in just the short quoted portion above, you have 7 errors in 47 words) are considered by editors to be well above the level at which they *distract* from the content of the text. That is, the more illiterate you are, beyond a certain tolerance level, the stupider you look -- regardless of what you may have to say.
would you people have anything to say if i spelt thing perfectly. you think im dumb because all my words arent spelled right and i dont punctuate. but what does it matter?
if you people could not pick up what i am typeing then you are the ones with problems. just a punch of losers with no powers of deduction!
and now i will just sit back and wait for you incredibly smart people to respond with my words twisted around and taking a sentence of mine and turning it back on me.
It matters because it gets to the point where you just look like a moron and are very difficult to understand. What does it matter if you took the extra three seconds too look over what you send and try to spell things right and use correct punctiation. That means you'll get in the habit of doing so and when you have to write term papers it makes it much easier. -me
oh please knock it off. my spelling not that bad that you cant decifer what i am writing. please learn to sound things out. it is quite easy if you think about it.
Your the one posting all your TROLL shit to the group... Why should we take the time to sound out your load of pig shit? (Probably so we can tell him what HE is talking about because he has no idea!!!)
But your grammar. You'd give my English teacher a heart attack. You don't use capitalization when necessary, and you have JUST learned to use periods. Next up..COMMA's!!!!!!! -me
iff yeew wer kaypabul uv riting a singgl sentenzzz kurrectliy yu mite looke signifficuntly les lik ann IMBECILE.
In article , "Dreamweasel" wrote:
Don't you mean "imbessul?"
Hmm, actually that's more of Docwonmung's style. -Toni
Dreamweasel wrote:
In article , "roman" wrote:
Roman, I think Shakespeare said it best. "A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." Did he see you in his dreams?
On second thought, Philip said it best. "You are _such_ a dick!"
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martin you amaze me.
In article , "roman" wrote:
Why thank you. Would you like to subscribe to the Martin mailing list? You can get it in digest form, if you so desire.
Obvesly you did not read *my* argument. Here it is again:
I do not feel that South Park is bad "deep inside" as you may recall you have said. And I do have many intelligent arguments. But I feel you do not have the mind power to understand my statements. Obviously you do not understand the meaning of the words "social satire" thus not being fully able to comprehend the show (South Park). Until you find a dictionary and look it up, then examine each show for satire and intellectual value you HAVE NO argument against south park other than you do not understand it. Talk to us later when you have a full understanding of the show and have a little more argument on your end. I will then listen to you. Cyberwolf
roman wrote in message ...
no one said i was talking to you directly
roman wrote:
No one here considers your posts to be "talking."
In article , "roman" wrote:
So "you're a dick" isn't good enough for you? (getting out my flamethrower) Roman, you're a motherfucking cocksucking shiteating copronecropedophiliac maggot. When you come up with an intelligent argument, we'll intelligently argue. I much prefer the trolls that frequent alt.books.stephen-king; they at least show signs of having both IQs and ages over nine. Get a life. Get therapy. Get a brain transplant, or get run over by a fucking eighteen-wheeler. It makes no difference to me, but leave our happy little newsgroup alone. Shove your illiterate ramblings up your ass with the rest of the dildos, and piss off.
Martin Hazelbower wrote:
<swoons> Oh Martin, you're my hero! :) -Toni
In article , "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:
Why thank you. I do it because I love to :)
Martin Hazelbower said...
[most of Martin's post bleeped]
"Whoa, dude!!"
;)
Tir (Sorry, I know it's an old ref, but I just found the .wav file and think it's hilarious...)
WHooo he used a phrases from the show. that is amazingly awsome i tell you. ( SARCASM)
Woah...grab crotch firmly...PULL instant rehabilitation -me
In article , "roman" wrote:
What phrase from the show did I use? Or are you simply guessing?
Just get the hell out this newsgroup. It's obvious no one likes you here, so why keep tortuing yourself? You're the most pathetic human being I've ever encountered, to stay in a place where it's so painfully obvious that you're not welcome. We don't care about what you think and neither should you care about why we like this show. So get out. -Toni
roman wrote:
Kneeling and kissing Martin's feet. Yet another person with a funny but smart argument! -me
roman said...
Both of which are accurate observations, so what's the problem here?
Tirya
On 1 Sep 1998 20:27:53 GMT, "roman" wrote:
Ok, genius... why not try to come up with your own TV show, and post the spec script here? I may not like you, but I'm professional enough to read a script and give an honest opinion.
You think SP is shit... so write something better.
If you can do it, then I'll agree with every anti-South Park slogan you spout forth.
If you can't, then kindly shut the fuck up and go away.
The world is full of people who can easily criticize everything and say how much something sucks... but only a fraction of those critics can actually DO something to improve and enlighten.
----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.
"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado
"Hail to the king, baby" - Army of Darkness
"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show
I have not yet replied saying either of those statements. In fact I have not replied at all. I do not feel that South Park is bad "deep inside" as you may recall you have said. And I do have many intelligent arguments. But I feel you do not have the mind power to understand my statements. Obviously you do not understand the meaning of the words "social satire" thus not being fully able to comprehend the show (South Park). Until you find a dictionary and look it up, then examine each show for satire and intellectual value you HAVE NO argument against south park other than you do not understand it. Talk to us later when you have a full understanding of the show and have a little more argument on your end. I will then listen to you. Cyberwolf
roman wrote in message ...
roman wrote:
Well, you did mispell "people", "response", and "you're". It's kinda hard not to. Perhaps it's because everyone has an obsessive compulsive disorder to correct people's spelling mistakes. Hey, I have a obsessive compulsive disorder that makes it so I have to fix any VCR that constantly flashes 12:00 all the time and get really ticked off when my friends purposely unplug the VCR in question just to reset the time.
If you were being intelligent in this post, you would say why you think South Park sucks. But we aren't going to listen to them anyway, all because we're all such big fans of the show. So, you want an intelligent argument? I'm a third year university student, I use cognitive thought and reasoning, and I do research.
Here goes: why South Park doesn't suck.
1: Cutting edge humor. In a day and age that constantly requres comedy to be on the edge, South Park continues to push the envolope, shocking people and making them laugh at the same time. They aren't afraid to attack anyone (big name celebrities, political figures), which makes it all the more funnier. The racier subject matter allows the writers to completely cut loose and not have to worry about offending people. If you think the show "sucks" because it offends you, you shouldn't be watching it.
2: Biting satire. South Park is a heavy handed look at today's society. In "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut", Mrs. Cartman is trying to get abortion laws adjusted, so she goes all the way to the top and ends up sleeping with Bill Clinton to get the changes made. In "Death", the storyline is a slap in the face against what parents will do to protect their children from 'evil' influences like television. So, instead of discussing with their children why the show is harmful, they go all the way to New York to protest the show. Stan later comments, "If parents would only worry less about what their kids are watching on television and pay more attention to what's going on in their kids lives, the world would be a much better place," to which Kyle responds, "I think that parents are only so upset because they use television as a babysitter."
3: Media parody. The show is fun to watch simply because of all the neat little pop culture and media references that one can pick out (although on a slightly higher level than The Simpsons).
4: Crude animation. While not having a high-tech look like Beast Wars or ReBoot, the show's look is distinct and different from all animation out today, and definitely stands out.
5: Dead on portrayal of childhood. Half of the stories (television, film, and written) out there depicting children are overly idealistic and ultimately unrealistic. Childhood was just like it is depicted in South Park. Kids can turn to nice to mean in the blink of an eye, all your teachers are idiots, parents never understand or take you seriously. And yes, kids will say every single bad word they know when there aren't any parents or teachers around.
Remember, no one has a gun to your head forcing you to watch the show. You aren't being strapped to a chair with your eyes being held open by wires (with constant eyedrops to prevent your eyes from drying), forcing you to watch the show. You don't like it? Fine. Leave us alone so we can discuss the show amongst ourselves.
Peace, Vince Yim
Hiro Protagonist wrote:
<stands up clapping> Well done Vince, well done :) Wonderful job on describing the merits of South Park. Very well thought out and everything. Now we can only hope roman and all those other trolls understand anything you've written and finally leave us alone .
-Toni
This was a beautifully written, concise, intelligent commentary and is worth keeping -- possibly also even worth reposting here at intervals, or maybe being enshrined in the FAQ. Makes me want to stand up & cheer. Thank you, Vince. Of course, none of what you wrote will reach cretins like Roman, but that's his loss, and the rest of us still benefit. Just wanted you to know your effort wasn't wasted.
Mark Tangard wrote:
And they said that higher education was a waste. HAH!
But seriously, Roman did politely e-mail me, apologizing for posting all of that "stupid stuff", and was just doing it to vent out some anger (or words to that effect).
But back to the comments I made, where IS the FAQ maintainer anyway?
Peace, Vince Yim
Hiro Protagonist wrote:
<spits out soda and starts choking>
Wha-wha-what? Roman POLITELY emailed you and APOLOGIZED for his posts?
Oh dear God.
Will wonders ever cease? Did he say he'll leave us alone? Please, please tell me he did.
<gets down on hands and knees and starts praying silently>
-Toni
What, what, *WHAT*?!?!?!?!?! *ROMAN* emailed you *POLITELY*?!?!?! *APOLOGIZING*?!?!?!?!
<stares in shock> Wow......Now *that* is *strange*!!!! Could you forward the message to us here? Let's just say that I'm a bit curious, as this is an unusually unheard of occurance.
Either that or I'm just hallucinating (again, side effect of homework) and this is all part of my twisted imagination.
~Kyle Broslofski~
Kyle Broslofski wrote:
Welllllll, since you asked, this is what he sent me:
(my original post)
To which he responded (this is coming from a "soupy bLaH" )
Make that whatever you will, it seemed like he was apologizing. I haven't been on this newsgroup all that often (Global hasn't been showing new episodes on a regular basis...the last "new" episode the showed was "Mexican Staring Frog of Sri Lanka". Don't even ask me about "Chicken Pox" or "Summer Sucks." Hence, I haven't been reading a lot of "roman"'s posts...
(Now I gotta fill all this space because my news program won't let me post the message with so much quoted text, soooooo....)
Cartman: Kyle's mom is bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's the biggest bitch if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
Kyle: Shut up, Cartman! Mr. Hankey: Hi-dey-ho! Kyle: Mr. Hankey...
Cartman: On monday she's a bitch, on tuesday she's a bitch, on wednesday to saturday, she's a bitch, then on Sunday, just to be different she's a super king kamehameha be-yauch
Mr. Hankey: Gosh, that isn't very nice, I'd sure like to teach him a lesson...
Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.
Kyle's mom...is a bi-i-i-iiiiiiiitch...ah!
Peace, Vince Yim
In article ,
been on
regular
Lanka".
<snip cool SP quotes>
Wait, here, wait!!! This has got nothing to do with the subject at hand, but we DID get to see "Summer Sucks", back in July, on Global... "Chicken Pox", well, guess we'll have to wait another thousand years to get it...
~Andrea
On Sat, 05 Sep 1998 20:28:53 -0700, "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:
That's news to me, as well... I've been on him more than anyone else here... I didn't hear shit from him.
----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.
"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado
"Hail to the king, baby" - Army of Darkness
"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show
<snippity snip>
Yep, everything right there, in detail and *very* true. I applaud thee, Vince. Yeah, this belongs in the FAQ.
Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark
<<You peoles best responce to my messages are: your a dick or you spelt a word wrong.
you all must know that south park sucks deep inside of yourselves and just cant come up with a inteligent argument. Just being human spell checkers isnt going to help>>
Roman, we are not trying to censor you, but this is a discussion group for South Park. If you don't like it, go away. We don't need to take your crap, and we won't.