Christmas uhh Holiday special sick

In what had to be one of the sickest 1/2 hours of television ever. I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF Cartmans rendetion of "Kyles Moms a Bitch" Kicked ass. And Kenny not dying was a gas

Best lines:

"No Mr. Garrison, we can NOT get rid of the Mexicans!" "Wendy, I'm still not believing your labor pains." "We need to commit our friend Kyle please." "Reason?" "I'm a severely depressed fecalphile on prozac." "Allergies?" "No." "Jacket!" "I said 'Ike's on fire.'" "Oh, and Kenny, don't fall into that pool beneath you, it contains the shark for act three."

I am not fat... I am festively plump! CARTMAN What the F(beep)K is up with lighting all these candle. Kyle's opening song Never mind him, he is a disturbed little boy. CARTMAN "I looked in my moms closet and saw what I am getting. THE Ultra-Vibe 2000"Cartman "Whats that?" Stan. "I don't know, but it sounds pretty sweet" Cartman Jason Travis wrote:

Yes.. I *really* want the lyrics to that.. Also, if you liked Mr. Hankey, check out Episode One of (I think) "George Liquor American" at http://www.spumco.com, webcartoon (you will need shockwave)

Heather

On 18 Dec 1997 18:58:58 GMT, [email] offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Off the top of my head, the lyrics to 'Krle's Mom's a Bitch', in D minor.

Ohhh, Kyle's Mom's a bitch She's a stupid bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's the bitchest bitch<?> if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday, she's a bitch On Tuesday, she's a bitch On Wedensday and Saturday she's a bitch <something something something> She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

That's all I know right off the top of my head. I'll get it down in a few days if there's no lyrics posted by Comedy Central or somewhere.

You are right about that, "Kyles Moms a Bitch" rocked!!!!

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