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[Southpark Elementary: The bell rings and class is started Mr garrison
enters the class followed by a beautiful young girl]
Mr Garrison: �Class, meet Claudia our new student from France.�
(Kenny, Cartman, Stan and Kylie look up)
Kenny: (In his muffled voice) �She has the biggest hooters ever�
Stan: �your telling me�
Kylie, Cartman, Stan and Kylie laugh out loud
Claudia: (With a strong French accent) �Hello all, I am the foreign
exchange student for Pip, the English boy�
Mr Garrison: �Please take a seat Claudia, maybe the one next to Stan,
that kid over there�
[Mr Garrison points to the empty seat beside Stan]
Wendy whispers to Claudia: �Hey you, that�s my man so get your hands of
him!�
[Wendy gets mad and starts a fight with Claudia]
[The whole class watches the fight and chants their names]
Kylie: �Oh my god! Two girls fighting for my best pal how cool!�
[Stan vomits as he usually does]
[Kenny walks towards the fight to get a better look]
[Kenny gets caught in the fight and gets thrown out of the window]
Kenny: �Arrrggghhh!!!!�(Muffled voice)
[Kenny bounces on a trampoline that was placed there by someone]
Witness: �Who the (censored) was that?!�Returns to the fight [Principal Victoria finally stops the fight] Mr Garrison: �I had 50 on the french girl you (Long stream of beeps) Principal Victoria: �Mr Garrison, you are fired! Mr Hat I guess you need to go to.� Mr Garrison: �Then who the (censored) is going to take my class?� [Mr Hat gets the rifle (which was for Kathie- Lee Killing) out from Mr Garrisons Desk and points it at her] Mr Hat: �Did you say my pal and I am not going to be teachers anymore?� Principal Victoria: �Errr.. not really.� [Principal Victoria goes back to her office and secretly calls 911] Kylie: �Anyone Know what happen to Kenny?�
[Kenny is shown with his head stuck in Uncle jimbo�s wall fully alive] [Jimbo is giving a tour of his house to some Hunters from all over America] Uncle Jimbo: ��this a deer I shot last hunting season and�What in the name of God!� [Jimbo is looking at Kenny�s head stuck on one of the wooden boards]