john elway

Feb 26, 19984 posts by 3 postersalt.tv.southpark
4 posts

hey, you know john elway, or any of the '91 afc champion broncos, could be cartman's dad. just think how popular cartman would be with the other kids if that happened. he might just have other kids to have tea with, instead of stuffed animals.

paul freitag

The Freitag Family wrote in article ...

They'll never do it, but I think it would be great if Cartman's father turned out to be Jesus.

"Hey, I'm the Grandson of God!"

That would hit Middle America like a Molotov cocktail. Imagine the letter-writing campaigns...

MjT

they'll never do that. the show would be forced off the air, southern baptistes everywhere would fling themselves at comedey central's headquarters, and leave feces from explosive diareha to make them get it off. next thing you know we'll be seeing "who shot the sheriff" starring susane sommers.

paul freitag

The Freitag Family ([email]) wrote:

Actually, it's "She's the Sherriff". I actually remember watching that show once. I don't think Bob Marley ever appeared. Except in Sommers' marijuana smoke at the end of the episode.

Scott Newman Vancouver, BC