PINWHEEL PLAY PART 2!!!!!!
YEAAHH!!!
----------------- <Orb is flying at Kyle>
Kyle: AAAH!!!
<Suddenly, Kenny materializes between Kyle and Sheila>
Kenny: mhmh mhmhm hmhm hmhmhm mhmhmh! (Hi guys, I resurrected early!)
<Sees orb flying towards him>
Kenny: mhm mhmhm!! ( Not again!!)
<orb kills Kenny>
Stan: Oh my God! Sheila killed Kenny ... again!
Kyle: You double bastard!!
Sheila: DAMMIT HE'S COMING BACK!!!!
Stan: Huh?
Kyle: What the f<beep> are you talking about?!
Sheila: I don't know why I bother...
Stan: Dude, I think that crystal orb thing on your necklace has something to do with this. Look, it's glowing!
<zoom in on blue crystal orb, glowing>
Kyle: Isn't your dad a g-gnenologist Stan? You know he studies rocks?
Sheila: It's GEOLOGIST, dunce!
Kyle: Whatever.
Stan: Yeah! Maybe he could tell us what it is! Let's go over to my house!
Cartman: As long as you got food there, hippie.
Kyle: You stupid fata... <remembers Sheila, who is evil eyeing him>
Sheila: Thank you. Eric, *I'LL* give you some Cheesy Poofs, since freakboy over here won't be nice!
Cartman: Sweet!
Kyle: Dammit!!
<scene is at Stan's house>
Mr. Marsh: Honestly Sheila, I don't know *WHAT* it is.
Sheila: Dammit! What the hell is this thing!!!
<tries to take it off, her hand slides right through it>
Sheila: *DUDE!*
Stan: Woah! This is seriously f<beep>ed up right here!
<Kyle nods>
Cartman: <whiny> I wanna go home!
Sheila: Eric, I'll take you home after we've figured this out. Here, have a Snacky Cake!
Cartman: Seriously Sweeet!
<scene is behind a warehouse, Leonardo DiCaprio, Sheila's parents Ralph and Lucia are there>
Leo: I will get the Orb of Pin-Far! Sheila will not stand in my way!
Lucia: Dammit Leo! Leave our daughter alone!
Ralph: Look Leo, I know that after Martin Hazelbower's Mecha DiCaprio 'fic you'd be mad, but *SHEILA*?
Leo: You little twits! Sheila's pinwheels could destroy the world if combined!
Ralph: Yeah, yeah, but what does the Orb have to do with this?
Leo: Are you dense?! The Orb controls the pinwheels!
Lucia: Look, we're outta here!
Ralph: Yeah, you can take over the world by yourself!
Leo: Fine. Be that way.
<Scene is behind the Broslofski house, Sheila and Cartman are there>
Sheila: Dammit! What the hell is this thing?!!!
Cartman: Let's not worry about it. Here, have a Snacky Cake.
Sheila: Thanks Eric, your a real sweetie.
<Leo is hiding behind a bush>
Leo: <muttering> Yes, that's it, closer, closer...
<springs out, grabs Sheila>
Sheila: AHH! PUT ME DOWN DAMMIT!!
Leo: Never! I will have the Orb of Pin-Far!
Cartman: AAAH! It's Leonardo DiCrappio!!
Sheila: AAHH! I *HATE* HIM!! DIE!!!! I'LL SHOVE A PINWHEEL UP YOUR ASS!
<A glowing pinwheel appears in her hand>
Leo: Not this time you little brat!
<Drops her, runs out of sight>
Cartman: Sheila! Are you alright?
Sheila: He *TOUCHED* me! I gotta go shower!
<Later, at the Broslofski's>
Stan: We need to do something! Leonardo DiCapitated will try to use your pinwheels to take over the world!
Sheila: That womanizing self centered schmeagegy brat will *NEVER* get my pinwheels! I'll shove a truckload of them up his ass!
Kyle: Sheila, do you realize you could rid the world of Leofarto DiSuckio forever?!!
Cartman: No more DiCrappio? Sweet!!
Sheila: Yeah! I'll force him to a showdown a beat his pansy ass!
<Leo's Hideout>
Leo: So, Sheila wants a showdown. Her with her pinwheels, and me with only my good looks.
<long pause>
Leo: I like those odds.
<Scene is at the South Park Avenue, Leo and Sheila are facing off>
Leo: I will have the Orb of Pin-Far!
Sheila: Wrong! *EAT PINWHEEL!!!*
<glowing pinwheel appears in her hand>
Leo: You will never win!!
<Smiles cutely, acts nicey nicey>
Sheila: AHH! Must ... resist ... aaah ....
<Sheila collapses>
Cartman: YOU PIECE OF CRAP! I'LL KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE NUTS!!!!
<picks up pinwheels, which glows green in his hand, hurls>
Cartman: EAT THIS YOU BUTTLICKER!!!
<pinwheels glows red and implants itself up Leo's ass>
Leo: AAAAH! <weakly> Get... ....it... ...out!
<waddles off akwardly>
Stan: Cartman! You kicked Leo's ass! <schocked>
Cartman: That'll teach him to f<beep> with my girlfriend!
<Kenny would be laughing now, he's chortling his head off in heaven>
Sheila: <weakly> C-Cartman?
Cartman: He's gone. I rammed a pinwheel up his hippie ass!
Sheila: I'm so proud of you Cartman!
<smoochies>
Kyle: NO!! STOP!!! NOWW!!!!!! DAMMIT GYREX!!
<Screen fades, then fades back to reveal a kid typing at a computer>
Gyrex: Well, it looks like Leo be seen for for a while, because senor fatass saved the day!
Sheila: DAMMIT DREW!!!
<Screen goes black, a yelping is heard>
Drew: OWW!! Get this damn thing out!
Sheila: I warned you... -----------
Well?? Whaddya think??
<prays it doesn't suck>
Gyrex "Whew!!" Derision