OT: Counting posts

Dec 8, 1999, 6:12 AM ET30 posts by 10 posters
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Toni

Hi all,

I was just wondering if there was a way to find out (other than manually counting them youself) how many posts people make in this newsgroup. I was just curious to see who has posted the most, and how much I've posted so far.

-Toni

William Lynch↩ Toni

Try DejaNews, author profile.

Bill Lynch

Dave↩ William Lynch

Deja's fine, unless you've changed your e-mail address at any point.

Toni, under the trustno12#earthlink.net account, has posted 1671 messages to alt.tv.southpark.

Me, I've posted 474 times under ratboy#gate.net, 144 times under ratboy#icanect.net and 76 under ratboy1#ibm.net for a total of 694.

As long as I'm there...

Bill, as wblynch#att.net, you've posted 260 times to a.t.s.

Lone Wolf by real address - 578 by munged address - 325

covenant#joelamb.freeserve.co.uk - 611

drewt#michthom.demon.co.uk - 377

DGPorter#pacbell.net - 275

furplay#novia.net - 226

millasur#usa.net - 189

news#pacifist.freeserve.co.uk - 153

If I missed anyone, sorry. I didn't care to spend the entire morning on this. :)

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Toni↩ Dave

HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!!!! Is that number the total amount of posts I've ever made in this ng, for the past almost two years now???? Goddamn- I need to get a life!!! <g>

-Toni

Dave wrote:

Lone Wolf↩ Toni

On Wed, 08 Dec 1999 17:19:54 -0800, Toni wrote:

Ditto... thanks for being here, though, baby... now I don't feel so bad about my own own posting excesses. ;)

Hurm... munged address? Must be when I started putting the spam killer in my email address.

----- Lone Wolf There's a reason that banana is in my ear. I'm trying to get the little monkey out of my head.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show

Dave↩ Lone Wolf

Yeah, mung (pronounced "munzh") is a computer industry acronym: Mush Until No Good. Like what you did to your address to prevent spam.

(BTW, thanks for dropping that Bea Arthur quote from your .SIG.)

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Lone Wolf↩ Dave

On Thu, 09 Dec 1999 11:11:21 -0500, Dave wrote:

Hey, man... I liked that Bea Arthur quote. Jeffrey Ross is one of the funniest comedians in the business.

Dude... are you ever gonan change your sig? You've had the same things for months, it seems. Boring.

----- Lone Wolf There's a reason that banana is in my ear. I'm trying to get the little monkey out of my head.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show

Toni↩ Lone Wolf

My fave quote on your sig was the one that said, "Dr. Ruth's pussy is so old it's got mice". It's just too damn funny, because of the disturbing image that comes with it.

-Toni

Lone Wolf wrote:

Lone Wolf↩ Toni

On Thu, 09 Dec 1999 20:18:24 -0800, Toni wrote:

Also Jeff Ross.

----- Lone Wolf There's a reason that banana is in my ear. I'm trying to get the little monkey out of my head.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show

Dave↩ Lone Wolf

He's no Adam Sandler, but he's alright.

Actually, I've been using the Hammer/nail line for about 10 years, 6 on the Internet. It was my .SIG for internal mail when I worked for IBM (where sabotaging obsolete hardware in order to get upgrades was the unwritten rule), and it became my default when I got Internet access.

Maybe it's boring if you've seen it many times, but to the millions of newbies who show up every day, it's still pretty witty.

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Lone Wolf↩ Dave

On Fri, 10 Dec 1999 10:22:41 -0500, Dave wrote:

You know, you're a pretty witty and fun person when you're not supporting the activities of trolls.

I guess every person has one character flaw... mine is being a raging asshole.

----- Lone Wolf There's a reason that banana is in my ear. I'm trying to get the little monkey out of my head.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"You think you're precious, and I think you're shit." - Filter, "Welcome to the Fold"

Jeff Plas↩ Toni

"Toni" wrote in message news:[email]...

made in

life!!!

Well... Just for fun, I haven't been involved in this group for a while, but my stats from when I used to are....

under my real address... 7 posts after I added a spam blocker... 326

So, you long timers like Toni, Dave, and Lone Wolf have got me beat. But the rest of you have some catching up to do. :-)

Jeff

Lone Wolf↩ Jeff Plas

On Wed, 15 Dec 1999 03:10:54 -0600, "Jeff Plas" wrote:

Yeah, you know.

I'm trying to cut down, or something. ;)

----- Lone Wolf There's a reason that banana is in my ear. I'm trying to get the little monkey out of my head.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"You think you're precious, and I think you're shit." - Filter, "Welcome to the Fold"

Kim DeCina↩ Lone Wolf

Someone count me up, out of pure interest? Under [email] (aka What I Never Post Under Anymore), too, I've been here since..<thinks> April '98, so this should prove I have no life ^_^.

-Kim "Obsessive Freaks Hotline, we're not obsessed, we're healthily preoccupied. We are currently celebrating our one year anniversary, how may I help you?"-Me

"Hm..lowfat SPAM has less grease but more meat, which would make the better lube?"-Me

Lone Wolf↩ Kim DeCina

Hm... looks like 42 (the magic number) posts with the Gumpels account.

And looks like this was the only newsgroup you posted to.

On 16 Dec 1999 01:59:57 GMT, [email] (Kim DeCina) wrote:

----- Lone Wolf There's a reason that banana is in my ear. I'm trying to get the little monkey out of my head.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"You think you're precious, and I think you're shit." - Filter, "Welcome to the Fold"

Kim DeCina↩ Lone Wolf

That has to be wrong, if only for the fact that-well, you were here, Chris, I posted on that SN for a WHILE, and I know this isn't the only NG I posted to..something must've been reset. <shrugs> Ah well.

-Kim "Obsessive Freaks Hotline, we're not obsessed, we're healthily preoccupied. We are currently celebrating our one year anniversary, how may I help you?"-Me

"Hm..lowfat SPAM has less grease but more meat, which would make the better lube?"-Me

Dave↩ Kim DeCina

No, you're right.

Under GUMPELS#aol.com, you've posted to a.t.s 694 times.

http://www.deja.com/=dnc/profile.xp?author=[email]%20(GUMPELS)&ST=PS

And another 105 under the zoeheris#aol.comevilspam address for a total of 799.

Hey Wolf, where'd ya get 42?

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Toni↩ Dave

At any rate, I still probably best most everyone here with my thousand something posts. Damn I suck LOL.

-Toni

Dave wrote:

Toni↩ Toni

Oops- I meant to say, "beat", not "best".

-Toni

Toni wrote:

Jeff Plas↩ Toni

"Toni" wrote in message news:[email]...

Actually, the way you said it was gramativally correct, and sounded a lot classier.

Jeff

Toni↩ Jeff Plas

Jeff Plas wrote:

Hrmmmm yeah- I wondered about that, but I figured, naaaaah I'm wrong. Goes to show that often times your first instincts about something are usually correct.

-Toni

Lone Wolf↩ Toni

Dunno... must've done something wrong. Glad I have people to do the work for me. I should become a manager.

----- Lone Wolf There's a reason that banana is in my ear. I'm trying to get the little monkey out of my head.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"You think you're precious, and I think you're shit." - Filter, "Welcome to the Fold"

Jeremy B↩ Dave

In article , Dave writes:

<Horshak> Ooo! Ooo! Me next! </Horshak> I've been KrytenToo and I'm currently Krytensrevenge, both @aol.com.

Jeremy B "The great thing about absurd logic is that it can fit any situation." --Dogbert
Dave↩ Jeremy B

You got it Aah-nold.

As KrytenToo#aol.com, 239 posts.

As Krytensrevenge#aol.comih8spam, another 30 for a total of 269.

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Kyle Broslofski↩ Jeremy B

And, if anyone can count mine...first I was just [email] and now I'm [email]

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Dave↩ Kyle Broslofski

Ok. Since it's become my 'duty' in this newsgroup...

Under kyle__broslofski#hotmail.com, you've posted 1105 times.

As [email], 4 mote posts for a total of 1109.

All hail Kyle, the undisputed highest total poster on a.t.s.

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Drew Thomas↩ Dave

I really need to start posting more... :)

Grats, Drew Thomas "...if you have no friends, then you have nothing. So friends are to be treasured." Larry the prehistoric iceman. Hey! Think it's a hoax? Go to http://www.hoaxkill.com! If it's not there,
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As HippiChk79#aol.com - 133 As kyleike13#aol.compostheap - 36

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yae! Tho I know I changed my name once since I went to this one [email]...heh coolie beans... =) KyleIke13~ <A HREF="http://kyleike.8m.com">Lyrics Page</A> <A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/macau/1068">Tree Huggin' Hippie Crap!</A> "Oh no! I'm not SANE YET!" ~ Kyle