I really AM Jerry's Spirit + I post from the Afterlife

I have been posting here for quite a while and you all seem to misunderstand me. I am NOT a Deadhead, I am the TRUE SPIRIT OF JERRY GARCIA, and I post from Heaven. That is why I am sooo mad, you see it is PERSONAL.

Repeat: I AM NOT A DEADHEAD. I am the Actual Spirit of Jerry Garcia, I go online from the afterworld.

This is real, life after death exists. In all the years playing with the Grateful Dead, I never made fun of anyone. If I did, people could give me shit. That is all I did to Matt and Trey. If I had a chance, I would talk to them face to face, but them must be scared of me. I am on good terms with god, but I would not pull some strings with him to cause Matt or Trey's life to get bumpy. I just want to express myself.

Now that I have explained, I hope some of you at this newsgroup understand. If you were insulted by someone you did not even know, you might say something too.

I am a divine being and I have mystical powers. There is even a book that Wendy Weir wrote, where I talk to her and she channels me. This is a published book, my ability to talk to people on earth has been proven. Wendy Weir is of course the sister of Bob Weir, the Grateful Dead's other guitarist.

This book has been published, that is proof enough.

Just about a week ago I proved my mystical powers to some Deadheads that were online. This has all been proven true!! If you have any doubts left now, I can give you proof!!!

Love to All, Jerry Garcia

Don't you mean "But they must be scared of me"?

Well you proved one thing. Heaven must be boring if you posting on a newsgroup. If you have mystical powers why don't you cure cancer or end poverty? Can't you find anything useful to waste your powers on?

WOW? You are Jerry ?????????? Dude that cant be true ok I believe you now, go away

"Jerry's Spirit" wrote in message news:[email]...

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On Thu, 24 Feb 2000 17:37:39 -0800, Jerry's Spirit wrote:

I thought you said you would leave if someone asked. Someone did, and you're still here.

So you're a liar and an asshole. Nice mix. I'll bet you have lots of friends, you faggot retard.

----- Lone Wolf And so ends another episode of trailer park theatre.

"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma

"EVERYTHING! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down. AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?" - Jareth, Labyrinth

If he's posting via AOL then it must not be heaven. If I died and went to hell I'm sure AOL would be all I could get.

ROFLMAO "NWSP" wrote in message news:[email]...

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I bet that the afterlife is connected to the net through an OC-3 provided by AboveNet(www.above.net). My question is how the hell do they pay for it? The almighty's accountant? Chris

Once upon a time (around Thu, 24 Feb 2000 17:37:39 -0800), there lived a Jerry's Spirit who said:

Ooooookkkkaaaaayyyyyy then.

Wow, what speed connection does God have?

OK then, let's play your game then. I never noticed Jerry Garcia until I watched the movie (for the 5th time) after you started posting here. You are so pissed off that in a movie based on a series that is known for making fun of anything and everything (sacred cows make the best hamburger as far as I'm concerned) Jerry Garcia was used as a joke for a grand total of about 1 second. Shit, I'd be pissed off too!

No I wouldn't. Especially if it was something so pitiful. Even if you are Jerry posting from the afterlife, why not just let it go? Instead of just brushing it off, you feel the need to piss off dozens of people who just like the show. Just a quick bit of information for you, WE DID NOT WRITE IT. If you're that pissed off, why don't you write to Matt & Trey through CC, instead of just pissing off people that don't really give a rat's ass. I'm willing to bet that nobody even gave Jerry's image a second thought. I haven't heard Ghandi complaining.

Oh wow, the book was published!!! It's gotta be real then. Hang on, I just gotta talk to the cat in the hat. He's been busy with Garfield and Superman. What do you mean they're not real? They have all been in published books, so they've gotta be real!

OK then you pathetic deadhead, give it your best shot.

Keep that stuff away from me!

Albert Einstein (Hey, if you get to be a dead guy, so do I!)

And I guess God is an AOL user too?

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