FANFIC:-BATTLE FOR THE AGES!!(crossposted to a.tv.sp.c)

Jan 16, 19998 posts by 7 posters
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thallium_fishpie

hello, I decided to start a different fic, caus no-one read my last one ( see my post about no-one listening to me ) insert legal crap...please give criticism....this is in no-way finished ( as was the other one, mine kinda must be feature length eps....compared to normal ones...I'm heading for a seven part one, or extremely long parts....) when the next part comes out It will contain this part as well, for ppl who miss the first time........

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please reply...either by e-mail or the ng.......I may change this minorly throughout, so if I change it I will inform of this at the beginning...........on with the fic, that no-one will probably read AND REPLY to!!!!!!!

BATTLE FOR THE AGES:-sex rules

[Scene: Kids are lined up, in their rows of desks]

MR. GARRISON: Kyle

KYLE: Yes, mr.garrison

MR.G: stop playing with that firecracker�Don't you think about these kinda things

KYLE: No, Mr.Garrison�we just follow trend�well all except Cartman...who's follows the trend set in sassy films�[cartman's not paying attention]

MR.G: Eric�Eric�ERIC, YOU LITTLE SOB, PAY ATTENTION!!!!

CARTMAN:huh? Ay!

MR.G: come Mr.hat we'll leave ERIC to his own devices�[leaves room]

STAN: Cartman you fatass insensitive bitch, what the hella you doin'?

CARTMAN:[from behind desk] I'm playing with dolly��.I mean, nothing you hippie piece-a crap

STAN:[glares] shut up�.you, you, you OVERGROWN TODDLER!!!!!!!!!

KYLE: whoh, don't go all psycho on me dude!

STAN: oh, sorry�.[sits down, eyes slowly power down]

[everyone goes back to normal activity(what's 'at then)]

KENNY:{who's that}

STAN:�������..
KYLE:�������.

CARTMAN:��.come along mrs.ALLIGATOR�.you're going for a walk with mr. BARNEY the DINOSAUR (what's with the caps, I DON'T KNOW)

STAN: shut up Cartman�we're having a moment���

CARTMAN: OH, I'm sorry I didn't mean to spoil you're hippie, drugged up party�(sarcasm)

KENNY:{she's the hottest piece-a work I ever saw�..I wanna get in her}

STAN: ch-yeah��..

[lady person goes to a desk by cartman, sits down]

SHE SEZ: Hi, I'm Atlantis

CARTMAN: are you ATLANTIS morrisette???[still not looking up] ATLANTIS: Er...no, that's Alannis(is that spelt right)

CARTMAN: typical woman, always talkin' back�.If I tell you you're alannis��you're alannis!

[atlantis gets up and sits somewhere else]

ATLANTIS: what's everyone staring at???[she's being watched by everyone�she has a low cut��tank top��..translucent]

STAN: er���.[turns back and faces the front of the room]

KYLE��[follows suit, also faces the front]

KENNY:{hehe�.your breasts}[she doesn't hear, he carries on lookin']

KYLE: what'a you getting for christmas(desperately trying to change the subject)

STAN: atlantis,here's hoping[smuggly grins]�..you???

KYLE: ER�..socks, and some Hanukah crap�..

ATLANTIS: stop staring at me kid

KENNY:{aren't you a bit old for our class???}

ATLANTIS: STOP IT��.

KENNY: {whoh, she's like wendy, dude�.}

WENDY: I HEARD THAT!![stands up�towers over kenny��.twats 'im one(hit him), kenny falls off his chair]

ATLANTIS: whhhhooooo! GO GIRL, [holds hand out as a shaking hand gesture]�hi!

WENDY: I don't BEFRIEND home-WRECKERS!!!

ATLANTIS: excuse me???�.who said I wrecked anyone's home but my own??!!

WENDY:[calms down�..everyone goes back to south park normality] oh, I'm sorry�.

ATLANTIS: it's ok, everyone gets PMT/PMS every so often<hehe>

WENDY: WHA���..[Mr.garrison walks in]

MR.G: hello again, children��oh, I see you've met�.[looks at sheet of paper] ALANTIS�.oh, I mean a-T-lantis!!

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In article , thallium_fishpie wrote:

Pretty good start there, dude. I especially liked the above quoted bit, I knew Cartman's doll playing ways would resurface sooner or later <heh-heh-heh>. Now then, where's part 2 (like I'm one to ask, after leaving a half-finished fic out there <hangs head in shame>, which I do intend to finish btw)?

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[email] (Dain of the Iron Hills) wrote:

I certainly hope so since it's sitting on the website half done :-) Yep, you gave me permission to post your fics, and I posted that one yesterday. You better finish it now dude. :-)

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In article , [email] (BitchMom) wrote:

D'OH! The pressure is on! No worries, it will be finished.

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maybe the reason nobody is responding on your computer is because the people who are responding use deja news

Oh yeah and the fic was average

Kyle Broslofskithallium_fishpie

thallium_fishpie wrote:

<snippies> ROTFLMAO!!! *GREAT* one, dude!!! I loved it! :) <passes cookies, and DANCING JELLYBEANS!!! of course...> FINISH! NOW! :)

~Kyle Broslofski~� �1999, All Rights Reserved, Void Where Prohibited, Batteries....Not Included. "Obsessive Cartman Fan...AND PROUD OF IT!!!"

On Sat, 16 Jan 1999 14:24:40 +0000, thallium_fishpie wrote:

hurry up and finish the damn thing :) i wanna see how it turns out!! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- i love you guys... ah screw you guys. (Cartman) remember, when you're up to your nose in it, keep your mouth shut Narf!

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