hello, I decided to start a different fic, caus no-one read my last one ( see my post about no-one listening to me ) insert legal crap...please give criticism....this is in no-way finished ( as was the other one, mine kinda must be feature length eps....compared to normal ones...I'm heading for a seven part one, or extremely long parts....) when the next part comes out It will contain this part as well, for ppl who miss the first time........
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please reply...either by e-mail or the ng.......I may change this minorly throughout, so if I change it I will inform of this at the beginning...........on with the fic, that no-one will probably read AND REPLY to!!!!!!!
BATTLE FOR THE AGES:-sex rules
[Scene: Kids are lined up, in their rows of desks]
MR. GARRISON: Kyle
KYLE: Yes, mr.garrison
MR.G: stop playing with that firecracker�Don't you think about these kinda things
KYLE: No, Mr.Garrison�we just follow trend�well all except Cartman...who's follows the trend set in sassy films�[cartman's not paying attention]
MR.G: Eric�Eric�ERIC, YOU LITTLE SOB, PAY ATTENTION!!!!
CARTMAN:huh? Ay!
MR.G: come Mr.hat we'll leave ERIC to his own devices�[leaves room]
STAN: Cartman you fatass insensitive bitch, what the hella you doin'?
CARTMAN:[from behind desk] I'm playing with dolly��.I mean, nothing you hippie piece-a crap
STAN:[glares] shut up�.you, you, you OVERGROWN TODDLER!!!!!!!!!
KYLE: whoh, don't go all psycho on me dude!
STAN: oh, sorry�.[sits down, eyes slowly power down]
[everyone goes back to normal activity(what's 'at then)]
KENNY:{who's that}
STAN:�������..
KYLE:�������.
CARTMAN:��.come along mrs.ALLIGATOR�.you're going for a walk with mr. BARNEY the DINOSAUR (what's with the caps, I DON'T KNOW)
STAN: shut up Cartman�we're having a moment���
CARTMAN: OH, I'm sorry I didn't mean to spoil you're hippie, drugged up party�(sarcasm)
KENNY:{she's the hottest piece-a work I ever saw�..I wanna get in her}
STAN: ch-yeah��..
[lady person goes to a desk by cartman, sits down]
SHE SEZ: Hi, I'm Atlantis
CARTMAN: are you ATLANTIS morrisette???[still not looking up] ATLANTIS: Er...no, that's Alannis(is that spelt right)
CARTMAN: typical woman, always talkin' back�.If I tell you you're alannis��you're alannis!
[atlantis gets up and sits somewhere else]
ATLANTIS: what's everyone staring at???[she's being watched by everyone�she has a low cut��tank top��..translucent]
STAN: er���.[turns back and faces the front of the room]
KYLE��[follows suit, also faces the front]
KENNY:{hehe�.your breasts}[she doesn't hear, he carries on lookin']
KYLE: what'a you getting for christmas(desperately trying to change the subject)
STAN: atlantis,here's hoping[smuggly grins]�..you???
KYLE: ER�..socks, and some Hanukah crap�..
ATLANTIS: stop staring at me kid
KENNY:{aren't you a bit old for our class???}
ATLANTIS: STOP IT��.
KENNY: {whoh, she's like wendy, dude�.}
WENDY: I HEARD THAT!![stands up�towers over kenny��.twats 'im one(hit him), kenny falls off his chair]
ATLANTIS: whhhhooooo! GO GIRL, [holds hand out as a shaking hand gesture]�hi!
WENDY: I don't BEFRIEND home-WRECKERS!!!
ATLANTIS: excuse me???�.who said I wrecked anyone's home but my own??!!
WENDY:[calms down�..everyone goes back to south park normality] oh, I'm sorry�.
ATLANTIS: it's ok, everyone gets PMT/PMS every so often<hehe>
WENDY: WHA���..[Mr.garrison walks in]
MR.G: hello again, children��oh, I see you've met�.[looks at sheet of paper] ALANTIS�.oh, I mean a-T-lantis!!
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