Cartman's Mom

I was watching my recent South Park DVDs today when it came to me! Cartman's mom is.... Mr. Garrison!

Look at the similarities between them:

• they're easily the most fucked up characters on the show.
• they're evil.
• they're very confused at the best of times.

And this resolves Garrison's "I'm not Gay" in a way that's not a cliche! If he's really a she-male of some kind, he's in fact NOT Gay, and Mrs. Cartman would be his perfect mate. It all works.

In fact, I'd like proof that Eric himself is actually a normal boy, 'cause I doubt he is.

Take THAT, Trey and Matt!

I'm sorry to inform you that Cartman's Mother is Kyle's mom.Kyle and cartman are [address]'s alredy been disscused.There both bitchy,fat,and it's perfect irony for cartman ripping on jews.

                      Sorry to kill your theory,
         linkenobi
P.S. Long live Limmewinks!
"Howard Shubs"  wrote in message
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I was there, though I didn't participate. My theory is better. :-p